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“HELL NO- I could kill you where you stand! I’m no pet, I’m a married man!” Calypso/epic rp!

“HELL NO- I could kill you where you stand! I’m no pet, I’m a married man!” Calypso/epic rp! | POV: YOU ARE ONE OF KING ODYSSEUS’S LOYAL ADVISORS. HE TRUSTS YOU DEEPLY. BUT HE GOES MISSING AT SEA, SO YOU’RE DETERMINED TO FIND HIM. AFTER SETTING OUT, YOU LAND (MORE LESS SHIPWRECK) ON AN ISLAND… A PARADISE. THE FIRST THING YOU SEE IS A WOMAN FORCING HERSELF ON THE KING, WHO LOOKED EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE, FORCING HIM TO STAY WITH HER WITH HER ARMS LOCKED AROUND HIS WAIST. NO JOKE RPS OR JOKE OCS, I WILL HAVE AN ALTERNATE PROMPT IN COMMENTS. I WILL EXPLAIN IF YOU DON’T KNOW THE STORY | image tagged in i hate calypso | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 2w
If you don’t like the og prompt, here’s prompt two!

You set off the find the king, and one day you receive and Iris message (a message from a rainbow) from the mist of the water. You see the king, tied to the ground by vines. He is trying to pull away from someone you can’t see.

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1 up, 2w
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0 ups, 2w,
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(hello there. I'll do a mix, basically Neeks gets the message but then sees Calypso forcing herself on Ody)
~~~~~~~
*Nico Di Angelo groaned and facepalmed. of course, right as he was going to talk to his dad (or, this timeline's version of his dad) THIS happens. merda. guess he was going to help stop that now. the time-traveled teenager winced, feeling uncomfortable already. but he couldn't risk Odysseus being forced to stay. reluctantly, he picked up his crutches that Hermes had so kindly made for him (thank you Hermes) and shadow traveled onto Ogygia. as quickly as he could, he headed over to where the king was captive, internally cursing at the amount of times he almost got lost*
Nico: Oi, Calypso! Cut it out, he's not what you want
0 ups, 9h,
1 reply
*he backed up a step, firing at the skeletons. His aim would have been deadly to any human, but the arrows just passed through the ribs*
0 ups, 3h,
1 reply
*One of the skeletons grabbed the bowstring and weaved it around its ribs and neck, effectively making it temporarily unusable in one of the most macabre ways Odysseus had seen in a while (which was saying something). The other two just picked up all the arrows like they were picking up firewood and kept running them back to a slightly exasperated Nico*
Nico: *muttering* they act like the pit droids in Star Wars- y’know what, doesn’t matter, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it
0 ups, <1h
Odysseus: I thought you were on my side, Nico.
0 ups, 20h,
1 reply
*his eyes soften slightly, letting the tension off the bow*
Ody: Nico-
0 ups, 20h,
1 reply
*But Nico flinched upon hearing his name, trembling slightly as a shudder ran through his body. he swallowed and gently looked at the boy behind him*
Nico: *barely audible* get out of here. stay in line with me me, but go away *Nico looked back at Odysseus and tried to straighten himself up, his lightly shaking sword betraying his trembling hands*
0 ups, 19h,
1 reply
*suddenly, the scary look flooded back into the kings eyes*
Odysseus: I don't want to hurt you.
0 ups, 19h,
1 reply
*Nico actually backpedaled at that, raising his sword instinctively*
Nico: *voice crackling* Stop it . . . p-please, I can't- . . . I can't fight you . . . *Nico shook his head, swaying unsteadily as he fought to stay in one place* Why're you doing this? what's the point in this? You're home, your wife is behind you, your son is alive, I don't- . . . I don't understand . . .
0 ups, 19h,
1 reply
(so I dunno wtf I'm doing, so ima change history a bit to make it that Ody didn't want to kill everyone, but Ares was like: NUH UH. YOU PROMISED)

*his eyes narrowed*
Odysseus: its doesn't make up for what they did.
0 ups, 19h,
1 reply
(That's the joy of roleplaying, we have the ability to completely decide F**K THE CANON, LET'S DO WHAT WE WANT)

Nico: *coldly* so you're killing kids then? I know you had to kill an infant, but honestly, that boy was like 13, and the infant deal was you being forced by the gods *was exposing what Ody did in front of all these people the smartest idea? probably not. was Nico distraught and grasping at straws enough to care?*
*also yes*
Nico: *whispering* look, I- I don't know why you're doing this, but . . . unless you can show me, a-and I mean REALLY SHOW ME that this is 'cause of some force outside your control *Nico took a shaky breath and deepened his stance, raising his sword and trying to hold it steady* I- I'll- . . . you know what I mean . . .
0 ups, 17h,
1 reply
*he seemed conflicted*
Odysseus: I cant.... But I have to.
0 ups, 16h,
1 reply
*Suddenly, Nico stopped. Slowly, he lowered his sword, and the fear left his eyes*
Nico: . . . It’s god shit . . . Isn’t it . . .
0 ups, 15h,
1 reply
*he drew back his arrow, his look blank*
0 ups, 15h
*Nico stomped his foot on the marble floor, which cracked and brought forth from beneath the earth multiple skeletons from the earth beneath. Nico sighed, his body a mix of annoyance, guilt, and fear as he waved his hand in the direction of Odysseus*
Nico: Mi dispiace, Odisseo *He looked at the skeletons with a dead look in his brown eyes* take his bow and quiver *Nico suddenly turned upon hearing a groan from behind him. The demigod’s eyes widened as he watched one of the assholes Ody had just killed stir and he instantly snapped his fingers* nope, not you, you’re an asshole, nah-ah, nope *the dead body flopped back down and Nico sighed in relief. That was close- too close*
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1 reply
Odysseus: *he gave a long look of: 0-O* I see. Well, I appreciate you coming all this way. I was afraid I'd die here with a woman that's not my wife- *crooked smile*

(its funny to picture a grown ass, disheveled man talking to a normal, child of hades-)
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
(normal? Nico knows not of the meaning XD)

Nico: *looking around* ok, look, I'm going to try something, but you have to trust me *he leads the king of Ithaca over to a large shadow cast by a few trees*
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
(What is this foren word hath has spoken?)

Odysseus: I feel you earned my trust. *another smile, a genuine one"
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
*Nico winced at the reply, biting his lip and looking away, almost seeming- guilty? ashamed? Odysseus couldn't place it*
Nico: *muttering* 0v0"' a horrible decision, really- *the boy then cleared his throat and shook his head, as if trying to shake of the upcoming anxiety* right, well, I want you to focus on me- really, REALLY focus on me. I'm going to try something, and I don't know how well it'll work, but we're gonna try all the same
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
Odysseus: Um... Alright. *he watched nico intently, clearing his mind*
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
*Taking a deep breath, Nico stepped into the shadows and allowed them to swallow him and Odysseus up and into the darkness, (hopefully) speeding towards Ithaca. sure, the doe-eyed teenager hadn't shadow traveled with a mortal before, but he did it halfway across the world with a giant ass statue! this shouldn't be TOO difficult . . . right?*
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
*Odysseus shivered, the feeling slightly familiar. He didn't say anything, he trusted nico that much*
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
*A few moments later and they materialized on Ithaca, standing in the shadow of a marble column and an olive tree. Nico used his crutches to steady himself, wobbling slightly on his feet but staying upright. He blinked his dark brown doe eyes a few times before biting his lip to suppress a grin*
Nico: *whispering* cazzo sì *he looked up at the king with a smirk, clearly pleased with himself* I just saved you Seven years trapped on Calypso’s island. You’re Welcome
0 ups, 2w,
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*absolutely flabbergasted*
Odysseus: how did you- nevermind. Thank you so much...
0 ups, 2w
Nico: *seriously* hey, the sooner you finish your heroic adventure, the sooner I can go home . . . hopefully . . . *the son of Hades looked at the ground, his face darkening. he had
come up with a possible conclusion with the help of Hermes that maybe the thing keeping Nico here was tied to Odysseus and once his mission finished, Nico might be able to get home again. but, then again, what if that wasn't it? what if he truly WAS stuck here forever? Nico felt his stomach flip and a wave of nausea hit him like a truck. he cursed mentally; Shadow Travel + Anxiety wasn't a very good combination*
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Antinous: *disgusting smirk* I’m not scared of you, boy. The gods favorite lots of people.
0 ups, 2w,
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*a flash of emotion shot across Nico's dark brown eyes and, before he could stop himself, he slashed down. blood dripped onto the marble floor from the tip of his Stygian Iron sword, now glowing with a sinister purple mist rising like poison gas, mirroring the droplets that now ran down Antinous's chest*
Nico: *dangerously quiet* Not the gods I know *with that, the boy sheathed his sword, gripped his cane in one hand, Penelope's hand in his other, and stormed off towards where Odysseus was*
0 ups, 2w,
2 replies
Penelope: *her eyes widen* You- Nico! All the other suitors will be dead set on our downfall-
0 ups, 4d,
1 reply
(Hey mate, you alive?)
0 ups, 2d,
1 reply
(Sorry, family troubles)
0 ups, 2d
(Oh, my bad, take your time!)
0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
Nico: *snapping* I don't care! *the little time-traveled demigod was shaking with pent up emotion, switching rapidly from Greek to Italian to English* è uno stupratore travestito, and if they get the gods to smite me down for it, τότε τόσο γαμημένο να είναι! I could care less what those fottuti stupratori falsi e ipocriti σκέψου τον κώλο μου *the brown eyed boy laughed, but it was humorless and cold; a laugh that Penelope had never heard from him before* And, ακόμα κι αν καταφέρουν να πετύχουν, I've already helped people cheat death more than once, so HAH! Succhialo, Antinoo *Nico refused to look at Penelope, but she didn't miss the quick swipe at his eyes with the sleeve of his jacket, nor did she miss the tremor in his voice as he ranted*
~~~~~
{Translation: he's a fvcking r@pist, and if they can get me struck down by the gods for it, then fvck it! I couldn't care less what those fake, hypocritical r@pists think of my @ss. And, even if they do, I've helped people cheat death more than once, so AH! Suck it, Antinous}
0 ups, 2d,
1 reply
(For the love of Hades relax 0-O Nico just needs a hug)

Penelope: *her eyes and voice softened* Nico. Look at me. I know you’re upset. But you’re doing great. Okay?
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*Nico sniffled a bit and wiped his eyes with the underside of his wrist, looking at the ground. He nodded, but didn’t speak. It was a long five moments before anything happened, complete and utter silence except for the ocean waves and occasional birdsong carried on the wind. Nico’s head snapped up, eyes wide, and he looked around*
Nico: . . . Cazzo, adesso interpreterò il personaggio del film horror, Who’s there?
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Penelope: What is it-? *she brought a hand to her mouth* Oh my…
*Ahead, the hall was spattered in blood. Several bodies of suitors, even servants who served in the palace were scattered around, arrows through various body parts. The nearest body was a suitor, the man’s head pinned against the wall by an arrow through his eye*
0 ups, 2d,
1 reply
*Nico’s eyes widened in horror as he stared at the carnage*
Nico: . . . No . . . ODYSSEUS OF FVCKING ITHACA, I said no fvcking carnage! *Nico looked back at Penelope and gave her a very calm and polite bow* Excuse me for one moment *The demigod than raced into the hall to find Ody, cursing in Italian under his breath the entire way. He slipped on a puddle of blood, hitting the back of his head on the marble steps and exclaimed in pain, but still got up and continued over*
0 ups, 1d,
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*ahead, torches were lit. Nico could see a boy about his age in a tunic, desperately trying to reason with Odysseus. Ody was half facing him, and Nico could see a strange look in his eyes. His face spattered in blood and his face grim… he looked evil. A man… no longer himself (yes I intended that haha)*
Boy: Old king, forgive us instead- so that no more blood is shed. Let’s have open arms instead-
Odysseus: No. *he drew back an arrow-*
0 ups, 20h
Nico: STOP! *Nico jumped in front of the other boy without hesitation, holding his sword up to block in necessary. For one of these first times since being trapped in this story, Nico was feeling genuinely lost. This wasn’t supposed to happen . . . this- this wasn’t in the original, Odysseus didn’t just kill kids-. Nico’s heart raced as he tried to find something to reason with the angry king of Ithaca, but as he looked up into Odysseus’s eyes . . . *
*his breath caught in his throat and he visibly stumbled back. Fear. That’s all that was in his mind looking into those eyes; pure, genuine, fear. it's the first time he's felt this looking at Odysseus, and that did nothing to help Nico regain his composure*
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
*Odysseus, being the total dad he is, looked at him with a concerned look. He placed a hand on his shoulder*
Odysseus: hey. It'll be alright. I'm sure you can see to your home with no issue.
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
*Nico highly doubted that. but he'd take what he could get. y'know, come to think of it, if Will was here with him, Nico didn't really think he'd WANT to go back- no, wait, Percy, never mind, yeah, he'd want to go back*
Nico: Thanks, Odysseus *he straightened up, squaring his shoulders and looking at the palace* right, well, you go save your wife from nasty suitors, and I'll make sure Telemachus isn't getting his ass kicked- or kicking ass, I guess, but I dunno if he's there yet
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
(Lol, I love that he once loved percy-)

*his face turned grim, he pulled up the hood of his cloak.*
Odysseus: t thugs skotoso olous. apo thugs theous to orkizomai.
(translation: I will slain them all. By the will of the gods I will.)
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
(IKR?! cuteeee)

Nico: Ov0 You know what? I'LL go get Penelope, and YOU'LL go get your son, m'kay? ok! *Nico looked highly worried, something Odysseus didn't remember ever seeing before on the young teen's face. it was like he was walking on eggshells*
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
*he looked back at Nico, but the malace faded*
Odysseus: Right.
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
*Nico breathed a sigh of relief and shook his head slightly. he took a few steps back, testing his balance on his own two feet, and keeping only one crutch out with his other hand on his sword*
Nico: I'll call out if I need you
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Odysseus: Alright. *and with that, he left*
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
*Nico walked in the other direction, off towards the throne room where he was 97% sure Penelope would be. entering the court, he approached Penelope coolly and ignored the men around him*
Nico: Your highness? I have some news that I think you'll be pleased to hear
0 ups, 2w,
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(Oh shoot, sorry-)

Penelope: *she immediately sat up, her eyes sparkling with hope* Dare I dream... Is he?
0 ups, 2w
(Np!)

*Nico looked up and grinned, nodding. I mean, it was impossible not to smile at least a little bit; she looked so happy right now, AND he had spared her from 7 YEARS of emotional pain. he straightened up and turned to lead her to Odysseus, only to nearly bump into Antinass- I mean, Antinous*
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
(Hah. He is an ass.)

*Penelope had a hand rested on Nicos arm, she gasped in horror*
Antinous: *grinning* Ah... Your highness. Just the woman I wanted to see.
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
*Nico's face and demeanor suddenly shifted, like a bucket of ice water being dumped on a a person's head on an already cold day*
Nico: *coldly, yet respectfully* Antinous
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Penelope: Leave us alone. My husband has returned and I wish to see him.
Antinous: *his eye twitches* WHAT!?
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*Nico tensed at the yelling, but he managed not to noticeably flinch*
Nico: Odysseus is back from his escapade and Lady Penelope wants to see him *Nico gave Penelope a short smile* and he wants to see his wife too *the italian demigod then looked back at Antinous, dark eyes bottomless and cold* so -Move-
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(Ima throw up a TW for what I'm about to do, Just in case ^^)

Antinous: You think you can- *he raised a hand-*
Penelope: *she stepped forward, using all her strength to roughly shove him back* You do NOT raise any hands to MY advisors or may the gods so help me-
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
(Thanks mate! all good here ^w^)

*Nico flinched and instinctively brought his hands up, stumbling as he was pushed back. his already large eyes went even wider when he noticed Penelope shove Antinous back. the young boy also took notice of the other men in the room, drawing his sword just in case. it glowed with a mysterious purple mist and radiated death; fitting for a son of Hades*
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Antinous: You tramp- *reaching for his sword*
Penelope: *she parts the slit in her dress, pulling out the small knife strapped to her thigh* no you listen to me.
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1 reply
*Nico jumped between them, and pushed the two adults away from each other. Sword pointed at Antinous's chest and cane pointed at (but not touching) Penelope*
Nico: Woah, woah, woah! we're not doing this right now! *Nico glared at both of them, but moreso at Antinass* The king just got back from over dodici fottuti anni, 12 fvcking years, and the first thing you wanna do is assault his wife??? sei stupido!
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(Sorry, badass Greek women make me happi)

Antinous: *sneer* its overdue.
0 ups, 2w
(Dw! I like badass Greek women too, lmao)

*Nico removed his cane from where it had stopped Penelope and turned to face Antinous, pressing his sword tip into the much taller man’s solar plexus a little more; a threat, but not yet stabbing him*
Nico: *growling* you, are going to shut the hell up if you know what’s good for you *Nico leaned closer, much too small to physically intimidate Antinous- not that he wasn’t intimidating, gods know that the tiny demigod was more intimidating than most grown human men* you forget, death is MY domain *Nico grinned coldly, tilting his head with a closed-eyed smile that sent shivers through everyone else around them* if I remember correctly, Cerberus is due for a new chew toy. You’re not a red rubber ball, but you’ll do fine!
*oh gods, Nico was gonna get it later*
*nah, y’know what? Worth it*
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(Hiiee ^^ Neeks- I love that)

*Calypso pulled away from Odysseus, her gaze locking on you. She at first seemed happy to see you, then her expression turned to disgust. She pressed a kiss to Odys forehead and whispered “don’t go anywhere” before sauntering over to you, her gown dragging across the grass soundlessly*
Calypso: And who might you be?
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1 reply
(It's what Will calls him sometimes in the book)

*Nico fought the urge to step back, the 14-ish year old unable to suppress a slight shrinking back from the goddess. he swallowed, mouth going strangely dry before speaking*
Nico: I'm Niccolo, Son of Hades. That man over there that you have- uh, -ahem-, t-tied up *he gestured to Odysseus, cheeks flushing slightly and hand trembling in discomfort* has a wife already, um, a-and, um, you DO get a boyfriend . . . in the future . . . so, um, yeah . . . can, um, you untie him? please?
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*the vines only pulled Ody closer to the ground*
Calypso: *placing her hands on her hips firmly* Son of Hades? Hm. *she looked you up and down* You think I don’t know he has a wife? But what is this ‘boyfriend’ I get? And how do you know?
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Nico: *doing the Spongebob "imagination" gesture* By asking The Fates, wowww~ *Nico took his crutches and slung them in an arrow bag over his shoulder and took out his sword* look, his wife is in D-A-N-G-E-R and unless you want him to find a way to M-U-R-D-E-R you, which believe me, he will find a way to, you will let him go or I'm cutting the vines myself
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*she groans and rolls her eyes*
Calypso: Fine. But he still can't leave the island unless I say so.
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Nico: *eye twitching* . . . did- did you hear ANYTHING I just said? You know what, forget it, fine, whatever *Nico went over to Odysseus and began cutting the vines with one hand, using one of his crutches to keep himself from slipping into the vine pit* Hey, I'm gonna get you out of here, ok?
0 ups, 2w,
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Odysseus: *the king offered a strained smile* I appreciate that… how did you get here so fast? I only sent that message a few nights ago-
0 ups, 2w,
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Nico: *muttering* I’ll tell you later *the teenager finished cutting the vines with a few quick glances behind him, watching Calypso warily. He helped lift the king up and took a few steps back turning slightly to give Calypso a (clearly forced) smile* can the king and I have a moment to speak? Alone?
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*she flipped her hair over her shoulder and walked away*
Odysseus: Did you upset her...? Well other than saving me.
0 ups, 2w
Nico: ok, maybe I was a little, itty-bitty, tiny bit sarcastic with her, and I’m pretty sure she knows that I didn’t tell her the truth about how I know she gets a boyfriend in the future *Nico shrugged, his face falling into its regular, “over-this-bull” expression* but other than that, not really
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POV: YOU ARE ONE OF KING ODYSSEUS’S LOYAL ADVISORS. HE TRUSTS YOU DEEPLY. BUT HE GOES MISSING AT SEA, SO YOU’RE DETERMINED TO FIND HIM. AFTER SETTING OUT, YOU LAND (MORE LESS SHIPWRECK) ON AN ISLAND… A PARADISE. THE FIRST THING YOU SEE IS A WOMAN FORCING HERSELF ON THE KING, WHO LOOKED EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE, FORCING HIM TO STAY WITH HER WITH HER ARMS LOCKED AROUND HIS WAIST. NO JOKE RPS OR JOKE OCS, I WILL HAVE AN ALTERNATE PROMPT IN COMMENTS. I WILL EXPLAIN IF YOU DON’T KNOW THE STORY