As a founding member, maybe I'll run in 2028

So you listed the Democratic Party both by name and by nature? Sweet!

NOW HOLD ON! There's a keynote difference between the ULP and the Dems, and that is we're completely up front about being unhinged lunatics. We don't pretend like our party is the moral center of the universe and anyone who disagrees with us is a Nazi. We also do not wait until an election loss to lose our minds, that's just a prerequisite upon entry.

We also plan on making Butter one of the 5 major food groups.

Okay, I can't argue with any of that.