Trump Derangement Syndrome, oh what a sight
Makes folks lose their minds, day and night.
They see orange and scream, 'He's the devil incarnate!' But really, he's just a guy who loves to tweet late.
From rallies to tweets, they dissect every word
Their reactions so wild, it's truly absurd.
From dawn until dusk, they're glued to the news,
Waiting for Trump's next outrageous muse.
They blame him for traffic, for rain, and for snow,
For their burnt toast and their favorite show's low.
They wear tinfoil hats to block his mind rays
TDS has them lost in a perpetual haze.
But let's not forget, it's all in good fun
TDS is the joke, and we're all having one.
So next time you see someone losing their cool
Just laugh and remember, TDS is their golden rule
