WHEN YOU TRY TO HAVE A NORMAL CONVERSATION WITH A NEIGHBOR THAT CAN'T STOP LYING; THEY HAVE A BUNCH OF DEGREES; IT'S JUST MANDATORY ANNUAL TRAINING CERTIFICATES. THEY WORK ON CARS; DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW A STARTER WORKS. THEY OWN TRUCKING COMPANY; THEY MAKE SURE TO PUT AWAY THE TRASH CAN AFTER THE TRASH TRUCK COMES THROUGH THE NEIGHBORHOOD. THEY HAVE PICTURES OF THEIR DAUGHTER WITH LEFT EYE AND MICHAEL JORDAN; SEPARATE PHOTOS AND MAGAZINE PICTURE CUTOUTS.