Tails is such a weird name like okay, he has two tails so his name is tails. I get it
Man two have dicks like two yeah? Why name his are dicks not

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well sonic nicknamed him after his two tails because he was insecure and ashamed about them
by making it a nickname he changed it to be something to be proud of

Also his real name is Miles since “Tails” is just a nickname.

But Knuckles isn’t a nickname, he’s actually named “Knuckles”

Can’t we just have a Sonic character named “Jason” or something