There's A Helpful Rat In The Food Cabinet !

668 views • 46 upvotes • Made by SardineYoghurt 1 month ago in Dark_humour

17 Comments

verysecret
1 up, 1mo, 1 reply
corndog with rat: +10% warmth +100% chance to get any virus -no critical hits
SardineYoghurtM
0 ups, 1mo
It'll be fine
cheems6
1 up, 1mo, 1 reply
Is he on the menu?
SardineYoghurtM
1 up, 1mo
I'm thinking of the scene in 'Demolition Man' where Sylvester Stallone eats a rat burger ... And loves it !
Itto-cy
1 up, 1mo, 1 reply
🧠=💥!

but at least it's good to know the rats are being 'prepared fresh daily'...
SardineYoghurtM
0 ups, 1mo
😁
[deleted]
1 up, 1mo, 1 reply
Oh god no. I'm done.
SardineYoghurtM
0 ups, 1mo, 1 reply
Are you speaking as the rat ?  It doesn't look that hot !
[deleted]
1 up, 1mo, 2 replies
No, I'm just never gonna eat another condom ever again now lol.
[deleted]
1 up, 1mo, 2 replies
Meant to sY corn dog and autocorrect said condom lol
_-DungeonKeeper-_
0 ups, 1mo, 1 reply
Autocorrect knows the truth lmao
[deleted]
0 ups, 1mo, 1 reply
Right? Lol
_-DungeonKeeper-_
0 ups, 1mo, 1 reply
It knows what you've been putting in your corn dogs
[deleted]
0 ups, 4w, 1 reply
ON my corn dogs lol. They make flavored condoms. I got bored of ketchup lol
_-DungeonKeeper-_
0 ups, 4w
k
SardineYoghurtM
0 ups, 1mo
I kinda guessed that 😉
SardineYoghurtM
0 ups, 1mo
But they're rubbery ... sorry. autocorrect -  loverly

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HERE IS SOME USEFUL ADVICE; ALWAYS SELECT THE CORN DOG THAT THE RAT IS SITTING ON BECAUSE IT WILL BE THE WARMEST