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Beans, Beans, the Magical Fruit

Beans, Beans, the Magical Fruit | THERE'S A JOKE ABOUT AUTISTIC PEOPLE EATING BEANS.
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 BUT ANYONE WITH NEURODIVERGENT SYMPTOMS FEEL BETTER AFTER EATING BEANS BECAUSE:
-THEY CALM OUR NERVES
-REDUCE DEPRESSION
-REDUCE ANXIETY
-HELP NEURAL PATHWAYS IN THE BRAIN
-HELP REDUCE NERVE PAIN | image tagged in spectrum,food for thought | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
95 views 6 upvotes Made by BlossomRaveneski 2 months ago in NeurodivergentsUnite
5 Comments
1 up, 2mo
I know many people are afraid to eat beans because of farts 😸 so I'll give some advice:

*our bodies will create an enzyme that will helps digest the beans & decreases the need to fart. It doesn't happen right away but will happen within a short amount of time. Eating beans every other day will help build the enzymes. Ask a vegetarian: you quit farting after a few meals.

*if cooking dry beans (rather than from a can) be sure to soak the beans for 8 hours in water. It removes some of the fart-making aspects of beans, makes them easier to digest, and helps soften them before cooking. If you don't soak them, and just put them in the crockpot, you're in for a bad bloat and lots of farts under the bedsheets!
1 up, 2mo,
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Of course, we're also famous for our sensitive guts. I almost can't eat lentils or garbanzo beans.
1 up, 2mo
If you ate them more regularly, your body would get used to them.
1 up, 2w,
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Beans are one of my favorite foods!
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1 up, 2w
I love beans! One of my favorites is refried beans on toast topped with melted cheese. That's just breakfast. 😃
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THERE'S A JOKE ABOUT AUTISTIC PEOPLE EATING BEANS. . BUT ANYONE WITH NEURODIVERGENT SYMPTOMS FEEL BETTER AFTER EATING BEANS BECAUSE: -THEY CALM OUR NERVES -REDUCE DEPRESSION -REDUCE ANXIETY -HELP NEURAL PATHWAYS IN THE BRAIN -HELP REDUCE NERVE PAIN