NORMALLY, WITH A STRUNG OUT DUDE SWINGING A CHAINSAW AROUND AND FIGHTING WITH HIS EX ABOUT CHILD SUPPORT ON TWITTER; WE SEND THE SHERIFF AROUND TO SETTLE HIM DOWN AND GO BACK IN HIS TRAILER. BUT WHAT DID TRUMP DO? TRUMP PUT THAT GUY IN CHARGE OF A QUASI-GOVERNMENTAL DEPARTMENT, AND HE'S THREATENING TO FIRE EVERYONE IF THEY DON'T RESPOND TO AN EMAIL BY MONDAY.