Besides which most of their proffered 'help' consists of, "Give us time to hide our crimes in doing what we swear we did not do . . . as we were caught doing it! If you don't then you are NAZIs!"
That horrible realization when you KNOW you should have spent at least SOME of that shuffled-around taxpayers' money on spiffying up your future accommodations; but now it's too damn late.
WE HAVE TRIED TO WORK WITH YOUR PARTY, BUT PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL NOT LET US. WHY NOT ACCEPT OUR HELP? LIKE EVERYTHING EVIL, YOU DEMOCRATS ONLY OFFER FALSE HOPE. YOUR GREED, CORRUPTION AND CRIMES ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO HIDE, AND WE WILL NOT HELP YOU TRY. JUSTICE IS COMING FOR YOU ALL.