Miss Piggy has karate-chopped many muppets and people over the years. Now I want to karate-chop Miss Piggy. More specifically, I want to karate-chop Miss Piggy directly into the path of helicopter blades rotating full speed.
Indeed Miss Piggy is guilty of high crimes, but this one takes the cake. When questioned, all she had to say was "Poor Kirmy". This is one of the darkest things I've seen (though it wasn't dark enough for the Dark Humor stream).
