I despise the day I discovered what "felching" is. It wasn't today, but I do remember the day. I'm as grossed out now as I was then. Filthy feckin' weirdos.

It's a great insult, Farty, but WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME!!???!!?

I want the last five minutes back before I knew what that was. I hate that I know this now.
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