… I sued Taco Bell 'cause I ate half a million chalupas, and I got fat
I sued Panasonic they never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat
I sued Earthlink 'cause I called 'em up, and they had the nerve to put me on hold
I sued Starbucks 'cause I spilled a frappucino in my lap, and brr, it was cold
I sued Toys 'R' Us 'cause I swallowed a Nerf Ball and nearly choked to death
I sued Petco 'cause I ate a bag of kitty litter and now I've got bad breath
I sued Coca Cola, yo 'cause I put my finger down in a bottle and it got stuck
I sued Delta Airlines 'cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey I went there, and it sucked
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