eagles cooked

I don't think they're going to split up tonight. If they do split up, it'll probably be further down the road for some different reason.

"Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?"
-Donkey, Shrek

Yeah it's just a Superbowl joke I made up

my brother says that if the chiefs had won Travis was going to propose

Bullshit. They're engaged now, and I've heard rumors they might also be expecting.

Well damn bro this was also made over a month ago