Here's a meme with one of my characters which I definitely wouldn't be allowed to post anywhere else

Yayyyy

what in the shi-

I showed you the sketch a few days ago

i know

Flip the rod around

Having it like this makes the big part look like balls

CC:hey i just got done with the cat hous-

Data: UH-

CC:….ya know i cant even judge i made something a lot worse in the cat house that you’ll never get to see-

Data: show me

CC: -_-

Data: you saw my sex machine, show me your thing.

CC:…fine…-~-

*data follows her to her house*

Data: ooh, you did a good job with this!

CC:thanks.....welp there it is

*theres a pole in the corner with a leash on it*

Data: ... Do you pole dance or something?

CC:...i-its a uhhhh...bondage thing....

Data: OH.

CC:y-yeah.....

Data: ... Was that crackle's idea or are you actually into that-

CC:as of recently...both.

Data: hehe

CC:s-shut up....

*she pats her head*

CC: *crossing her arms and pouting* don't patronize me...

Data: I'm headpatting you

CC:yeah but I know the intent behind it....

Data: I was trying to make you feel better...

*She stops*

CC: >:[ kinda mad rn crackle keeps ghosting me

Data: y'know I could just hack him and teleport him here-

CC:Seriously....

Data: if he's near a computer yeah

CC:he's usually in mine

Data: lemme try

[Cr4ck1e has joined the game]

Data: hehehehehehehehehe

CC:well ain't this gunna be hysterical heh

*insert panicked crackle noises from upstairs like "WTF HAPPENED"*

Data: have fun

[Data_:3 left the game]

*eldenring boss music starts*

CC:Oh heyyy crackle!

Data: *secretly hacked CC's systems to watch the chaos unfold* >:3

(Gn)

(Gn)

*when she flips the letter it blows up*

Data, in chat: I have two questions. 1. Who sabotaged the thing in my basement? 2. How did you find my basement????

*she hears mining noises behind the wall*

*data immediately grabs her armor and starts mining towards the sound*

*she discovers Eggy testing a TNT trap in a spot just underneath her basement that conveniently got mixed up with her redstone*

Data: EGGY

Eggy in chat: how u find me

Data: I heard you digging after I got blown up while fiddling with redstone.

Eggy: srry
*gives her 4 diamonds*

Data: ... Oh, wait it was an accident? I thought you found what I was building

Eggy: I saw
looked weird
what is for

I just thought this was a better reply

Data: ... You're too innocent to understand.

Eggy: I send picture 2 collector so he can explain

Data: DON'T

Eggy: o
srry
he replyin rn

Data: T_T

Collector: ... You're too innocent to understand

Eggy: >:|
everyone says I too innocent

Data: all I'll say is that it's something inappropriate

Eggy: o
why build that in mincraft

Data: because I'm able to transfer my mind into the game and interact with stuff like I'm actually in it.

Eggy: k
bu why minecrft

Data: it's fun :P

Eggy: y

Data: more interactive when you aren't just pushing a button on your keyboard

Eggy: u strang
I have diamons 2 mine

Data: if you keep quiet about this I'll give back some of the diamonds you gave me