Weezer the Creator

Centipedes are idiots

What typa centipedes are dumber

get a pee

cats. my babies have never formed a comprehensible thought in their lives

Ok

Ladybugs act rеtarded around me

Ladybugs are me fr but when I'm around anyone

They also keep getting into my room somehow and then dying from the cold and starvation on my windowsill

Do you leave your window open constantly or smth

Is that how they get in

No, I keep it shut. Plus it's winter with negative Celsius weather so they're not even supposed to be around

Huh

Idk then

Get a duck lmao, get like 4 duck eggs cause 3 will probably fail, but you'll have a duck that will be imprinted on you from the time it hatches

Buddy your so f**king stupid you would be the pet

How to adopt myself?

Im done

ok

The animal will adopt your dumb ass your brain is the size of a grape seed

Damn ok 😭