Did a post similar to this so here. (Side note; may not be dark humor but I did a post similar to this)

What if the gorilla is in the front seat? Or in the trunk?

Hmm

in montana, it is illegal to shoot a sperm whale. MONTANA

HAHAHAHHAHA
THEYRE NOT EVEN NEAR WATER 🤣

Here's a dumb rule:
In Chicago it's illegal to put ketchup on hot dogs because people would find it disrespectful or rude to other's religions.

F**KING CHICAGO!!

I got deadcells back
I bought it

Nice.

I was born and raised in the Chicago area, and this checks out :>

F**kin bullshit. I have identified ad a gorilla for seven years and I have ridden in the back seat for 5 of them