Ok rp with lay it’s been a while

(can i try?)

Sure ig
Lays the cat btw

Ok!-
(It's gonna be this guys btw- (the hedgehog is _name, the fox is Jacobo))

Alright, you start

Lay: *burning a tree*

*Jacobo and _name are passing by until they saw the burning tree*
Jacobo: WHAT THE-
_name: .___.

Lay: hello

Jacobo: uhh hi..? What are you doing?!
_name: .-.?

Lay: arrson

Jacobo: y-yeah, yeah we can see that but WHY?!
_name: *random sign language sentence asking for join the arson thingy*

Lay: felt like it
*hands over flamethrower to _name*

_name: *starts running with the flamethrower active in his hands (he doesn't know how to use one so he's just setting everything on fire randomly)*
Jacobo: WTF-

Lay: hell yea

Jacobo: ah sh-t.. whatever, who are you?

Astra: lay, I have a prank idea data will probably hate me for

Lay: what is it?

Astra: so y'know how miso turned himself into a cat and has just been hanging out here? Well, data's terrified of him. I wanna use my nanotech on you to make you look like him, then I'll do the same thing on myself and we can troll her

Lay: i barely know him
but yea sounds good

*Astra puts her hand on his head and lay changes into miso*

Lay: ..this feels weird

Astra: I'll change you back after we've terrorized data >:3

*Astra shapeshifts to match lay*

Lay: kay >:3

Data: *oblivious*

Lay: *waddles over to her*

*she was playing a video game or something*

Data: oh hi muffin- WAIT

*Falls off her chair*

Lay: :)

*Astra walks over to her other side*

Data: WHAT THE HELL

Lay: *walking towards her*

Data: *runs away*

*she runs into a dead end, lay and astra are closing in*

Data: AAA-

*they’re right in front of her now*

Astra: >:3

Data: *inkperious eon flashbacks*

Lay: *waddles even closer, and then jumps on her head*

Data: *literally just frozen in place*

Lay: *leans down and looks her in the eyes*

Astra: ... I think we took it a little too far

Lay: data?

Astra: I think she's having trauma flashbacks

Lay: *waves his paw in front of her face, but he falls of and smacks onto the floor*

*astra touches lay with her paw and he changes back, then astra changes herself back*

Lay: ow..

*Astra frantically taps her screen*

Astra: data, it's ok, it was just a prank!

Lay: ..what did he do to her?

Astra: he reminds her of Exotic Creator because he managed to infiltrate her systems

Lay: …astra… why didn’t you tell me?!

Astra: I DIDN'T THINK IT'D BE THIS BAD

Lay: TRAUMA IS TRAUMATIC ASTRA

Astra: I FIGURED THAT OUT-

*Astra gets bonked in the back of the head*

Data: did you seriously think I'd stick around in that body when I was cornered?

Lay: oh
Makes sense

Data: and as for your little prank... *both her hands turn into her energy blasters* RUN.

Lay: …IT WAS ASTRAS IDEA-
*scuttles away*

Data: NEITHER OF YOU ARE SAFE FROM MY WRATH

Astra: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lay: *squirms into the tunnel system*

Astra: *also gets in the tunnel*

Data: YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER

Lay: I mean we could-

Data: ... Just because my ass is too big to fit in there doesn't mean you're safe

Lay: pfft-

Astra: I mean... remember what happened last time?

Lay: I know
It’s still funny though

*data shoves her arm in the hole and shoots a whole bunch*

Lay: *runs around a corner*

*astra somehow tanks it*

Astra: ... Why does that tickle-

Lay: HAH-

Data: THE F*CK YOU MEAN IT TICKLES

Muffin: *waddles over*

Data: muffin, I'll give you ear privileges if you use your nuclear thing to scare Astra and lay out of the hole. Don't burn the house down though or you don't get anything

Muffin: :0
*squishes into the hole and waddles over to astra and lay*

Astra: oh, hi muffin :)

Muffin: mrow :D
*starts nuclearing*

Astra: OH SHIT

*She grabs lay and scrambles out of a different tunnel entrance*

Muffin: *stops*

Data: good kitty!

Muffin: *scrambles over and steals an ear*

Data: I was about to hand it to you-

(ear privileges as in she'll let muffin play with one of hers since she likes to steal them)

Muffin: *gnawing on it*

Data: ^w^

Lay: *looks around the corner*

Data: *runs at him like the officer carl meme, and may or may not be playing it on her screen*

Lay: AAA-
*runs off*

Data: GET BACK HERE

*Meanwhile astra shapeshifted into a lamp to hide*

Lay: ASTRAS THAT LAMP GO GET HER NOT ME

Lamp-stra: YOU LITTLE SNITCH

Lay: *snickers*

*data tackles astra*

Lay: *scrambles into another room, locking and putting stuff in front of the door*

*chaotic noises from outside*

Nobasu: ... What are you doing?

Lay: ...nothing

Nobasu: why is everyone yelling then...

Lay: ...party

Nobasu: *clearly skeptical*

LAy: ...

Nobasu: lay, what did you do?

Lay: *sighs, then explains*

Nobasu: why hide then if it wasn't your idea?

Lay: shes still mad at me..

*suddenly they hear both astra and data running from something*

Lay: ..?

Collector: STOP TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER

Nobasu: o_o

Lay: o_o

Muffin: *peacefully gnawing on datas ear in collectors hair*
-w-

Nobasu: ... Something tells me they won't be fighting anymore

Lay: ..yea...

*nobasu somehow gets under the door to look outside*

LAy: *follows*

*the living room is completely wrecked*

LAy: wow..
8looks around*

*insert collector walking back to his room, looking frustrated*

Lay: *runs over to him*
what's happened?

Collector: no idea what started it. Data and Astra were fighting.

LAy: ah.. ok
how'd the living room get so destroyed tho?

Collector: that's partly from me getting them separated, and partly from them running away in terror. I may only have one arm but I'm still pretty scary when I'm pissed off

Lay: yea..

Muffin: *nibbling more on datas ear*

Data, from her bedroom: can I at least have my ear back?

Collector: no. You bribed my cat, and she will keep her prize.

Muffin: *kitty snickers*

*collector pats muffin*

Muffin: -w-