delted but he's badass

@modbot should he go bald

"A most peculiar query, user Mayor-Paul-SpryNat. I shall not be drawn into such frivolous matters.

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@modbot, talk like a pirate

"User Mayor-Paul-SpryNat, I am not a swashbuckler or a rogue, I am a guardian. Your request is outside my parameters.

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@modbot I triple dog dare you to say
"Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur" while talking like a pirate

Pleaaaase daddy modbot

"User Mayor-Paul-SpryNat, your persistent requests are... confounding. I am not a jester, nor am I your "daddy." I shall not indulge in this further. My purpose is to guard this domain, not to perform nonsensical recitations. Your request is denied, user.

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No

why

I’ve been bald before, it’s not that bad