https://vocaroo.com/13fLaqn2e9Lp

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that audio means that i found the post kinda funny

smas- i mean uhhhhhhhh
My name is Optimus Prime we are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet cybertron but you can call us autobots for short. My first lieutenant, designation jazz. We’ve learned Earth’s languages through the worldwide web. My weapon’s specialist, Ironhide. Our medical officer, Rachet. You already know your guardian, Bumblebee. His vocal process were damaged in battle, I’m still working on. We are here looking for the all spark and we must find it before megatron. Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just. Until we were betrayed by megatron, leader of the deceptic arms. All who defied them were destroyed, our war finally consumed the planet and the all spark was lost to the stars. Megatron followed it to earth, where captain whitwick found them. It was an accident that intertwined our faith. Megatron crash landed before he could retrieve the cube. He accidentally activated his navigation system. The coordinates to the cube’s location on earth were imprinted on his glasses… EBAY

Smas- errr, I mean uhhhh
Before time began, there was the Cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That was how our race was born. For a time, we lived in harmony, but like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil. And so began the war - a war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death, and the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space. We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home, searching every star, every world. And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called... Earth. But we were already too late.