it's a cruel world, cruel cruel world

Can I become analytic by drinking Analyt?

Can I become diabetic by drinking Diabet?

Can I become a

In my case, even if I drink Fanta, I'm still an alcoholic, because I mix it with vodka. Fanta Screwdrivers actually taste pretty good, like tangerines.

Never tried vodka cuz I'm underage but I bet it's rly good 👍

It really isn't. It tastes like hand sanitizer.

Then why do you mix it, and why did you try hand sanitizer??

Probably for the same reason you don't drink cooking oil, but mix it into cookies and brownies and stuff. As for drinking hand sanitizer, don't tell me you've never been to middle school.

Never been, but I see your point