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ThE BiBLe is InFaLLiBLe, because... Oh wait, NO. | CHRISTIAN LOGIC:; THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD BECAUSE THE BIBLE SAYS THAT THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD, THEREFORE THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD, BECAUSE THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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2 ups, 3mo
Real tho
3 ups, 3mo
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2 ups, 3mo,
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1 up, 3mo,
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Fine tuning
3 ups, 3mo,
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LOL. Try again.

"Fine Tuning" has been so thoroughly refuted it's astounding. Absolutely astounding that anyone is so silly to try to use this argument. Do you really want me to decimate this argument again? It's over and over. LOL. You don't ever look up arguments against your position to educate yourself do you? I WAS on your side for over 50 years ... I have decades of experience as an apologist and realized it is all a load of horse squeeze.
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1 up, 3mo,
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Ahh classic 'disrespectful i used to be a Christian apologist atheistsl' can you support your evidence? Instead of whining that I'm stupid
3 ups, 3mo,
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Typical Persecution Syndrome you Christians all have. Yes. I disrespect you. Period. I think your beliefs are stupid. I think your beliefs indicate that you're delusional. I think you let 2000-3000 year old middle eastern goat f*ckers dictate how you live your lives. Count on me disrespecting everything you say and believe. “I know why those stars exist … it’s for ME isn’t it ... so I cal look up in the sky at night with awe and wonder and get goosebumps knowing that God loves ME ME ME ...”

The Universe is so fine tuned that 99.9999999999999999999999999999999% of it is deadly to humans. And since Christians have Main Character Syndrome, and their god's boy came to earth to save them from their sins and got himself killed (on purpose because it was his will) for HUMANS ONLY -- then the Universe simply must be fine tuned for THEM. LOL. You guys are incorrigible.

If your Universe IS so finely tuned, it logically follows, that if fine-tuning is required for life to occur (and there's no way to confirm this), then there a limited number of configurations a universe capable of sustaining life can take.
A number of configurations that a god is limited to choose from, if a universe capable of sustaining life is the desired outcome ... otherwise the idea of fine-tuning becomes utterly meaningless.

This means that there a rules, that the god must follow (in order to create a universe capable of sustaining life).
Rules that are above the god...
Rules that dictate the actions of the god...
Rules that the god is subservient to...
So who is the real god?

Just a quick question: Is the value of Pi fine-tuned?

(Prediction: you'll say that the rules of logic mean a god exists -- I say, which god? The Flying Spaghetti Monster? Then you'll feel disrespected again -- LOL winning!)
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1 up, 3mo,
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Well he established the rules to make the universe make sense a simple by product of creation the designed it specifically, and guided it to form us. Also in the which God category flying spaghetti is a human creation because the religion doesn't come from the original creators of spaghetti, however our undesigned coincidence form a completed puzzle
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1 up, 3mo,
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“Well he established the rules to make the universe make sense a simple by product of creation the designed it specifically, and guided it to form us.”

And how exactly do you know this? Another “ad hoc” argument?

“Also in the which God category flying spaghetti is a human creation because the religion doesn’t come from the original creators of spaghetti,”

The point was not about spaghetti, thou most enlightened, most prudent, wise and astute sage. The point was this, that even if we could prove somehow the existence of a creator, how the f**k do you know that it is YOUR god, and not some other entity? Do you not realise that these “arguments”, if they really worked, could as well be used to demonstrate the existence of Zeus, or Odin, or any other god/goddess/supernatural being whatsoever? Also, for what f**king reason should there be only one creator? Why not a thousand of them?

“however our undesigned coincidence form a completed puzzle”

What “undesigned coincidence”? Are we to accept every stupid, senseless story just because some pieces of information seemingly coincide? If this is the case, we should also believe the ancient Greek or Roman myths, or any similar stuff. What about those pieces which contradict each other in a most erroneous way? What about the four TOTALLY DIFFERENT resurrection stories? BTW, I asked the very same question a few days ago, and you didn’t even make an attempt at answering it. It is not difficult to see why. “A completed puzzle”, of course. It’s so complete, that you f**king christians can’t even agree which books are contained in your Bible (or should I say Bibles?), and even if you could, you still don’t agree on how to interpret it “properly”.
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1 up, 3mo,
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Well f-bombs now I can't take you seriously
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1 up, 3mo,
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Did you actually READ my arguments? Or did you get to the conclusion that I am wrong just because they contain some F-words? Do you expect me to speak kindly and gently to you, when it is obvious that you do not know ANYTHING about the most basic rules of logic, nor do you have any correct ideas about science, and on the top of everything, you try again and again to force your damn beliefs on us? If I am really wrong, prove it, refute my arguments. Go on.
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0 ups, 3mo,
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It's all easily explained

1: all the pagans suddenly converting

2: 4 gospels 4 eyewitness
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1 up, 3mo
“all the pagans suddenly converting”

If ALL the pagans really did convert, why were there so many bloody persecutions of Christians, e. g. in the time of Nero, Diocletian, etc.?

“4 gospels 4 eyewitness”

This cannot even be called an argument.
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0 ups, 3mo,
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I meant in time for the oagans like pagans whi kept their beliefs for centuries became Christians.

And the 4 eyewitness mean that multiple people recorded it so there should be deviations
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1 up, 3mo
“I meant in time for the oagans like pagans whi kept their beliefs for centuries became Christians.”

First you literally said “suddenly”, and now you say it happened “in time”. Contradictions, huh? But that’s not surprising in your case. Do you actually know what you are talking about? Also, I have an interesting question: why did the Jews not convert? Is your gospel or whatever you call it, capable of converting Pagans but not Jews? Is your god able to convert Greeks and Romans but not Jews?

“And the 4 eyewitness mean that multiple people recorded it so there should be deviations”

But remember, this is supposedly the PERFECT WORD OF GOD himself. Is your god unable to create four consistent stories?
1 up, 3mo
No evidence for bible
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0 ups, 3mo
Letcme guess Spiderman fallacy?
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