Beautiful Clean Coal

Gosh, all the money spent on developing scrubbers to comply completely with EPA regulations must have been a waste. Once dirty, always dirty. Technology doesn't work so let's get back in our clean caves. Be sure to crap in the corners or the cave get's dirty.

Clean coal…term first coined by that racist POS Robert Byrd

Ironic Fact:
Barrack Obama Campaigned on Clean Coal during his first run for POTUS in 2008.
Seriously. They've scrubbed that, but he did it in every town.