Complete Honesty

What did you say ?

I just agreed with her when she said she said she thought she looked like she gained a little weight.
And before you ask, no. I am not suicidal. But telling her she doesn't look like it would be a lie.

Fellas, we're f**ked no matter what. My uncle called it, "A f**king you get for the f**king you got."

Hahahahahahahahaha.
You *say* you're not suicidal. The evidence you presented says otherwise.

But you're right. You're f**ked.
Thoughts and prayers, brother.
😅🤣

Wide words indeed 🧐

Seppuku time.

It's not the suit that makes you look fat. It's the fat that makes you look fat.