Batman is crazy-

same for superman

I get murdered in an alley right next to their son is a bit dark for children, but still, his mom is dead with a capital D-E-A-D

Ye fr, batman's mom is die

imma go commit toasterbath now that I've seen this

Bro did NOT understand the assignment

what

That is WILD

Only the middle one makes sense. Batman's parents were murdered in cold blood when he was just a little kid, and Superman's parents died along with everyone else on Krypton when Superman was only a baby.