TBF I don't think you can use the 'he looks like a...' approach
Because if I did that with the left, 50% would be thrown into a padded room and 50% in prison on suspicion of inappropriate behaviour with children.
Who the heck is that guy?!? Oh - That's Dan Crenshaw. He's a bad guy but we didn't know it yet... How could you not know? I mean he LOOKS like a bad guy!