children don't need education from monstrous looking men hiding behind a flag, they need to be educated how to protect themselves from monstrous looking men hiding behind a flag.
DRAG QUEENS READING TO KIDS; REPUBLICANS’ VERSION:; And then the happy elves all sodomized each other. Now come with me to the bathroom and I’ll show you what that is. DEMOCRATS’ VERSION:; And from this story we see that 90% of you are actually non-binary or trans. I don’t like football. That means you’re not actually male. REALITY:; And so the happy elf walked off into the sunset with his new friends. This clown is boring. Books are dumb. I wanna play Fortnite. This isn’t Skibidi Toilet! RAAGH!