Post some hot chicks (fictional or non-fictional) and I'll play smash or pass with 'em.

Smash

Yep understandable

Only problem is, she's a fairy, so she's small as f**k.

Can she change size or smth like that?

betilla (her name) is probably the size of a normal person (look at rayman origins Gameplay)

Smash, no second thought.

Y'all think I'm Drake or smth????

yes

That's wild 😭😭😭

WTF NO THAT'S MY CHILDHOOD

Pass

s m a s h

I'm not gay, sorry.

Pass.

Dryad from Terraria

Smash

👍🔥🗣

Yo mama

Making "Yo mama" jokes in 2024 is wild 😭

Pass, I don't live in Alabama.

Pass

Dang…

Sorry, but that thing would kill me sooner than it would f**k me.

Nah it would just mind control you than make you join the unity

u mean like... absorb me?

Maybe or turn you into a mutant

I'd rather remain human.

Nah FEV virus go wrrrrrrrrrr

Good luck finding a place to jump when your under a factory

I'll just shoot myself then.

Ok buddy

Idk why you wouldn’t wanna become super buff

Eh, I'd rather go to the gym.

>:(

Smash, I guess.