*Insert Doom music*

real

He's right behind me, isn't he

He isn't wrong, teddy got shot in the chest during a speech and continued it like it was nothing

The best president.

He had the balls, trump immediately ducked down instead like a little bitch

After the shooter was down he got all heroic acting.

Teddy fought the grim reaper later to get back to earth, he went under the john wick

I'll assume he went under the name

Yeah