Should've made this in October but idc

PF: *just wearing an adorable lil angel costume like the goober she is*

Astra, wearing a Hatsune Miku cosplay: cool costume

PF: :> Thanks

Astra: ... Do you know where Rizu is? I memorized a specific Miku meme so I can mess with her

PF: who dat

Astra: she's Hakai's girlfriend. Haven't you met her?

PF: I don't know either of them
(this is Pearlfan not Inky Pearl btw)

(I'm stupid thanks for clarifying)

Astra: ... I think this wig is messing with my sensors a bit I legit thought you were inky pearl

PF: its oke :P
IP: *in an oversized yellow raincoat* hey astra

Astra: there you are, I almost forgot you were gonna be 6. Have you seen Rizu anywhere? I have a meme to troll her with

IP: I dunno but knowing her she’s probably making out with Hakai rn

Astra: nice

IP: yea

Astra: ... I dunno what advice to give about actually asking him out though

IP: man….

Astra: maybe rizu could help you? She literally has "rizz" in her name so...

IP: yeah her name is just Japanese for rizz
Maybe

Astra: come on, it's just a little teasing. I didn't even know you were in a relationship with anyone until just now

IP: its just a stupid crush… he helped me a lot when we were drafted

Astra: oh... Wait, isn't he the one that used the piledriver on EC?

IP: yea

Astra: that's actually a crush I can respect

IP: he’s also really cute-

Astra: hehe

IP: I don't even know if he likes me back…

Astra: I mean... you could ask him out since y'all already know each other pretty well, assuming you stayed in touch after the inkperious eon

IP: oh yeah he lives in a guest room where Mom (Pearlfan) and I live, since he had nowhere else to go

Astra: fair.

IP: yea

Astra: how much you wanna bet her and hakai are in matching costumes?

IP: oh they're definitely in one of those cheesy couples costumes

Astra: yep.

IP: …im saying that as if I don't wanna be in one of those costumes with Jem- WHAAATwas I saying?

Astra: ... We were making jokes about rizu and hakai- wait is that Jem over there?

IP: w h e r e-

Astra: pfft- hahahahahaha

*Nothing there*

IP: >:( that's not funny

Also if poki actually did end up having to drink blood something like this would probably happen
https://youtube.com/shorts/PFKkckn3-tw?si=5k6x8igieXP-HDZc

Okay but what if we are in a universe where vampires don't die in sunlight-

Not gonna read that all

They have a point

(she. All the characters in this are girls)

My bad

It's ok

in this day/age, its safer to defualt on gender neutrality

True

Anyway

What do you think?

She has way too much valid points

Lmaoooo

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