Currently in the process of making food. ...Emotron, not me.

Uhhh sure cause Monty python

You need to prompt an answer.

Oh sorry

Emotron: No worries. I'm still listening.

Hi

Oh wow, you turned her into a microwave

No, she's at a stove...

Toaster

Fine, I'll make an AI toaster too...

Hehehehehehe >:D

Retro: Hi there…

Emotron: Oh, hello. How are you feeling?

Retro: Good...

E: That's nice to hear. Question: Do you have metabolism like Data?

Retro: Yes, I eat VHS tapes

E: Do you eat bacon too? Otherwise I have some fried OpAmps and RAM modules.

Retro: Yes

*A short time later, and bacon strips with SRAM modules are served*

A: Hewwo :3

*cut to 3 minutes ahead and Emotron is already in the process of serving it.*
E: How do you like it?

A: GOOOOOOD

E: The secret is to add a bit of [lard].

A: feeeesh

E: What? Lard is extracted lipids from animals.

A: it can come from FEEEEESH

E: I am using pork lard.
Now, my main purpose was originally to play music. Want to hear some?

A: YEEEEEEEES

*Forever from Murder Drones starts playing*
E: My design was inspired by this series.

E: Oh, hello. Who are you?

A: I’m aria. Some silli cat

E: You are [cute].

A: why’d you emphasize Cute?

E: Delayed Adjective Indexing sometimes interferes with my TTS AI.

A: mmm

*flips the egg*
E: So, how are you?

A: goood *sneakily tries to eat the egg*

E: *instinctively grabs her by the neck, holding her back just enough to prevent loss of egg* They will be done in 3 minutes. Until then, [you will wait].

A: :( ok then

Weekend at morta

Sam: *sitting on a rock, polishing his gun*
(Sam's 7 ft 2 in and 685 lbs fyi)

Emotron: You are unfamiliar. May I introduce myself?

*Sam would look up*
Sam: hm... go ahead

E: Emotron, Iteration 1. I can be described as a radio that someone attached a body to. I'm not complaining about it.

Sam: I see...
*sniffing the air*
And what is that you're cooking?

E: Bacon.

*another s n i f f*
Sam: smells good

E: Would you like to know the secret behind this smell, and the [excellent] flavour?

Sam: ...sure I suppose

*Her lights flicker briefly*
E: I mixed the oil with lard.

Sam: hmm... no wonder why it smells like that

E: Of course. I found it by experimenting.

Sam: ah, I see