L: Mario! It's the new Super Mario World! Everything's different! There's water in the sky, Mario! And there's blocks everywhere! Yoshi coins!
M: Luigi, I've been a plumber for 34 years. Do you think I actually go to some kind of mushroom kingdom, Luigi? I don't! I just trip real hard on LSD and I fuсk some prostitutes. Without a condom.
L: M-Mario, I've been there with you to the Mushroom Kingdom!
M: ... No you haven't, Luigi. You have Terminal 7 brain cancer, I don't even know what that means, but it's bad. This is all in your head, Luigi. It's in your imagination. There's no such thing as the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm a plumber, you've been living off me and my livelihood for years, Luigi. You're a useless сunt, Luigi and I've been supporting you because you're my brother...
L: Mario, I saw the princess! She's real!
M: ... *deep sigh* That was a dead hooker, Luigi.... I threw her in your bath, Luigi while you're sleeping. You were on mushrooms...
L: B-But Mario... Mario..... What about Toad?... What about Toad?....
M: Luigi...That ain't a talking mushroom. That was my COCK, Luigi! That was my cock, aight? That's why it looked like a mushroom, Luigi
L: O_O
*insert Amazing Grace (1922 recording)*
