Data: yo same

A: I’m not a v*rgin

Data: :(

A: can’t you, do “it” because of your nanotech

Data: well yeah but I haven't gotten Sap to agree to do "it" yet

A: I can help with that

Data: I already see the evil look in your eyes, don't do it

A: SAAAAAPPPPPP

Data: SHUT

*sap appears*

A: please give data it. It is REALLY nice :3

Data: Aria he doesn't get innuendos easily stop.

Sap: *still blushing*

Data: -w-

Sap: *boops data's screen*

Data: :D

(idk how to continue 💀)
Sap: :p

Sap: sure I’ll do it

(>:D)

(this is definitely not canon)

Data: sap, do you even know what she's talking about?

Sap: uh...

Sap: *completely oblivious*

Liam: *passing by putting some gloves one that transform into a bigass rifle* They're talking about sex, Sap. I'm going to beat up some android kids that keep on stealing my f**king equipment

Data: ... Which is exactly why I was telling Aria to shut up

Sap: *after a long comical pause* *his face becomes red* Wha- WHAT-

Data: *to aria* now do you see why-

*She gone*

Data: *sigh*

Sap: *stuttering embarrassed gibberish*

Data: *headpats Sap* we don't have to do that yet, we'll decide on our own.

Sap: -w-

Data: :3

Exactly

She’s too hot to be a v*rgin

Renegro would still choose Clipz ngl

Don’t start this

*Inhale* ZOO-

It doesn’t count if it’s anthromorphic, fantasy, or not close to an actuall animal

It’s still an animal..

No

Man that’s crazy

She isn’t though

She has a child

I know

Madnez: Uhhhhhhhh what now?

This ain’t an RP post

oh lol but still

What if I made a list of my characters who are

Aria isn’t a v*rgin

Nah I probably shouldn’t do that

ARIA ART MADE BY FCFUN WHEN

Which one?

I don’t know whatever one