Batman!

Shawty get down, good Lord
Baby's got it open all over town
Sticky dick he don't play around
Cover much ground, got fame by the pound
Getting paid is my forte
Each and every day, true playa way
I can't get it out of my mind (Wow)
I think about this song all the time (Wow-wow)
East side to the west side
Pussy pat mine, it's no surprise
She got dicks in the cash, racking up the cash
Fast when it comes to the ass
By no means average
She says Tom and she's got to have it
Baby, I'm a perfect ten, you wanna get in
Can I get down so I can win?

Oh my God. No, just no. Stop. It's a song that I like and you're ruining it! I have it in a workout playlist. I must have hundreds of playlists.

OK sorry man.

Aaaah Im such a nerd haha love this!

Glad you love it! Me too, after my dance party yesterday evening, I settled in to do some numbers forva new campaign and got back to my nerdy science roots! Hey, I am a sexy nerd and like sexy nerds! What can I say. I don't care what anyone thinks! It is pretty fun though!

I love dancing. Hey, sexy nerds are sexy. Truly the most underappreciated of the sexy. I'm a huge nerd and I try to embrace it whenever I can.

I do to! It's good fir the soul, like the ocean. I hear a beat drop and my body just starts grooving and dancing. I almost danced professionally; however two things gitvin the way. Let's just call them mountains.
As for nerdy, I proudly wear my badge of honor, and even though I don't look it so much anymore, it's in my core, and I love it!

Most definitely. Dancing by the ocean is fun as well! Ah haha, there's plenty of dancers with big mountains man. How the heck did you let that of all things stop you man?! Oh man. Hey me too! I'd like to imagine I don't pass as a dork so easily nowadays yet you know, it never really goes away.

Meaning, we may outgrow it, but it never leaves us :)

Anyone who ditches their nerdiness entirely loses touch of who they are, man.

That is so true!

And anyone who loses touch of who they are is a lost soul.

I truly believe that.

Too many people in the world are ashamed. And yes. I get embarrassed of things too, but at least I don't deny myself to myself. That's what's important.

When have you ever seen a professional ballerina with mountains... never!!!
But I still do a pointe class a couple of times per month and I can dance everything except break dancing, as much as I love it!
You got that right, my cowboy!

Ah oui. You got me there.

Sad oui :(
But it's okay ;)
Obviously, God had bigger plans, gotvto admit that's a little bit or a lot funny depending on where it takes you 😉

*bigger* plans

Yes *embarrassed*

*giggle*

I've been onevto deny anything! Acceptance is key and fundamental. I embrace all aspects of myself!

Hey, me too . It's hard sometimes but hey, the alternative is far harder man.

Definitely not worth it, hiding it. I mean in my business I have to be a certain way, especially in a mans profession, but I let it show here and there at work. I never abandon any part of me. I do understand you though.

Most definitely. No, I'm not saying don't be professional. Absolutely be professional. Give your best. But hey. YOUR best doesn't mean try to be THE best, THE ideal. It just means your best self.

Awww

Oh, most definitely. I do, my sweet cowboy!

Good.

You are wise beyond your years cowboy!

Thank you. You too :-)

Always smiling with you :)

You too man. You too

I like the way you work it
No diggity, I got to back it up (Bag it up)
I like the way you work it
No diggity, I got to bag it up (Bag it up, girl)
I like the way you work it
No diggity, you got to bag it up (Bag it up)
I like the way you work it
No diggity, you gotta back it up (Get up)

She's got class and style
Street knowledge by the pound
Baby never act while
Very low-key on the profile
Catchin' feelings is a no-go
Let me tell you how it goes
Hurts the word, spin's the word
Loving that curve, so free what you heard
Rollin' with the phatness
You don't even know what the half is
You've got to play to pay
Just for shorty bang-bang to look your way
I like the way you work it
Trunk tight all day, every day
You're blowing my mind, maybe in time
Baby, I can get you in my rhyme

There's so much wrong here! Spins the verb. I can't even get into this with you.

It's herbs the word, sound the verb.
Like herb as in pot and hopefully you remember what a verb is

Please don't kill this song, it's almost dead now.

VA VA VA VERB VERB VERN VERB IS DA WORD

YO DRE DEOP DA BEAT!!!!!! *bum bum bum BA bum bum*

No!

Oui oui baguette :3

Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo (Hey yo, that girl looks good)
Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo (Play on, play out) playette)
Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo (You're my kind of girl)
Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo (Hey yo)

That girl looks fine.

Get it right, it. Also it's Dre drop the verse!

OK let's start over.
yo DRE DROP DA VERSE!!!!! (bum bum bum ba bum bum)

It's goin down, fade to Blackstreet
The homies and Abby Cadabby got acne
No doubt, I put it down, never grouch
All along my credit can vouch, a dog gotta cat's meow
Tell me who can stop when Dre makin' moves
Attracting bunnies like a magnet
Giving 'em eargasms with my mellow accent
Still moving this flava
With the homies Blackstreet and Teddy
The original rump shakers!!!! Bum bum bum ba bum bum da da daaaaaa

If you have it, read the liner notes. That may assist you in learning the song and with your karaoke adventures.
Remember, you are making stuff up and getting your information online, from unreliable sources.
"When they own the information, they can bend it all they want..." John Clayton Mayer

BIRDS DA WORD SPINS DA HERB
BABY GOT EM OPEN ALL OVA TOWN
NO DIGGITY? I GOTTA BAG EM UP
HEY O HEY I HEY O HEY OOOOI

Ah thanks man. Hey love John mayer man.

We must rank all things on ye olde SCAAAAALE OF GIGGITY. Everybody and everything falls somewhere on da scale.

OOOOONNNE. No Diggity
TWOOOOO. An unbearable absence of diggity. A screaming diggity void where not even the hope or memory of diggity can exist. A desperate prayer for diggity raised to an uncaring sky - unanswered. (KUDOS TO THIS DUDE I DRUNK TEXTED FOR THIS ONE !!!!!!! GOT HIS # FROM A FRIENDS GROUP CHAT BY ACCIDENT AN I ASKED HIM HOW MUCH DIGGITY HE THINK I HAVE AND HE ANCTUALLY REPLIED YAAASSSSS BUT THEN HE BLOCK ME HE HAS NO F**KIN DIGGITY MAN HE SUCKSSS)
THREEEEE. Diggity, What Diggity?
FIIIIIIIVE. Diggity Free Zone
FOUUUR. Very Little Diggity Indeed
SEVENTEEN. Experiencing A Significant Diggity Shortfall
THREE POINT ONE FOUR. Stood Far Back When The Diggity Was Handed Out
ONE MARZILLION. Hardly Any Diggity
5. Diggity... Diggity... No, Don't Help Me, I'll Get It In A Moment...
6. Low Diggity Warning Signal
3. A Fair Amount of Diggity
4. An Overwhelming Surplus of Diggity
5. A Preposterously Monumental Abundance of Diggity
6. A Gigantic Load of Diggity With a Dick This Biggity
7. Why can't I hold all this diggity?
8. Supreme Diggity
9. Still and yet even more diggity.
TENNNNN. Hot Diggity Daffodil!

Apology accepted. No diggity cowboy.
Have a good day.

Thanks man :3

Can u diggity my apologie

In the event I wasn't clear. I meant please stop with the diggity.

Snoop
Snoopy doop
Snoopy doopy doopy doop

GUESS WHAT DAWG UNCLE SNOOP SAYZ YANKEES SUCK GO METZ!!!!! YEAH!!!

Wooooo

Dude snoops a whacko ok he seems chill and all but he says idk the words to no Diggity snoop be sus

Wtf snoops weird ass man like he said he can vibe w no Diggity but he also says shup up w the no Diggity homie so idk but snoop in my humble opinion has not as much Diggity as i thought dogg

This is whack man

Snoop

Ah ok sorry man

Q. Do I have diggity?
A. Fo shizzle my jizzle

Hey hey

I met snoop :3

Snoop dogg is a chill homie my bromie

Like. I don't care if u don't smoke. If u meet snoop u gotta have a smoke w snoop my dawg. Tis a rite of passage.

Young cowboy. I really hope you're not adding drungs to the mix. Take care.

Thanks man. Never doin that shit again man. Weeeeeeeeed. Pot. Makes u see double everything there's like two snoops standing on top of each other then it's like they multiply an become five snoops this weird

Lord have mercy... I hope it rolled the hell away and he never finds it!

Haha he might,,, he be DA DA DA DAAAA DAWKTAH DRE!

Hopefully you keep up with the news and know what is going on here!

I have heard about Palisades. Luckily I don't live there, but my heart goes out to my friends and colleagues who do. Hey you're in Cali right? I hope all well with you. Hope you and family are safe.

Purple is Arianna's favourite colour either that or mayhaps black but she would love my hair I hope I see ser sometime. :3

New look new me new year. I gots purple hairz now.

Seriously? That's getting old. Stop with the song. You obviously don't know it, and that's okay. Just please don't sing the song.
As a side note, none of the musicians previously mentioned are country. Not Bon Jovi, nor Skid Row, nor Jamie Campbell-Bower, unless you count his Horizon soundtrack and some country covers. Read up, look up, and, most importantly, listen up. Please stop. Enough already. I've been very patient and cordial.
You know that little voice inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn't? Yeah, it is painfully
obvious that you don't have that. Please help.
Remember when you said your mind was blown, when yesterday I said to you: "It is in the moments of decision that your destiny is shaped."
Well, it's not looking so good cowboy. Please seek help. For everyone's sake.

Have A Nice Day - Bon Jovi, song = Rock.

yo DRE DROP DA MIC!!

*Dre drops da mic on da floor and u can't hear da song:'(*

Getting ready to go to sleep in a while.
I meant to write, please get help.

Thanks man sweet dreams. Hope u can get some sleep ok :3

Cowboy, it is in the moments of decision that your destiny is shaped.

Mind blown. Thanks for the advice.

Always. I try to learn not only for myself but from those around me.

Imma cowboy on a steel horse I ride. Arianna so g one of her favourite blonde guys I think either jon bon Jovi or Ritchie sambora methinks mayhaps Jaime Campbell Bower or who's that one she was texting niece about,,, Sebastian Bach her one of her favourites

Hey, it's your life. No need to apologize to me. I hope you get it together for yourself.
One can only want to make a change for the better, for themselves.
You say that about many things, young cowboy. I hope for your sake, you're right.

I do. I wanna be smart. And I think I am sometimes. I know I'm supposed to be. Like I always was. But it's hard to make good choices sometimes.

Young cowboy. It's a shame you felt the need to be a follower, instead of a leader or forging your own path. I hope you get some much needed help. Take care.

Sorry man. I won't do it again. I got sp00ked by that shit man.

You're welcome for the advice. Well, if you're trying to learn from yourself and those around you and that's where it gets you. Maybe that needs to change. Because you seem very susceptible to basically everything. Remember there was the other gf, then your Vegas Fiasco, all were drinking related, even before then. Then you stalk someone on this platform because again you were drinking. Now add to that, you smoking weed. Which I know is legal in some places, but still. You seem to not be able to control yourself, maybe seek help. You don't want to waste your life away. Remember when you were happy about your promotion. Focus on that.
Sometimes when people make a change, you also have to change the people you surround yourself with. Get strong, get healthy. Believe in yourself.

Okay, all in one here. Class is in session: The song is Wanted and
Jon Bongiovi is his birth given name = Bon Jovi, (they did the band name to emulate Van Halen, which really was two words.) He,Jon is blonde, Richie Sambora is in the band; however, not blonde.
Sebastian Bach from the era, not Bon Jovi, but Skid Row.
Jamie Campbell-Bower, is blonde and he is not from that era.
Be well cowboy.

Yeah
You know what?
I like the playettes
No diggity, no doubt, uh
Play on, playette
Play on, playette
Yo, Dre, drop the verse
Oui
You know what?
I sing the playettes
No diggity, no doubt, uh
Play on, playette
Play on, playette
Yo, Dre, drop the beat
Yuh
You know what?
I f**k with the playettes
No diggity, no doubt, uh
Play on, playette
Play on, playette
Yo, Dre, drop the verse
Chicka chicka.boom boom

True true. I am weak. Wow man. Didn't mean to be a creepy stalker. I was trying to be a flirt. But I suck at it.

Ahhh gotcha. They're all favourite guys of Ariannas. Jamie the most. Then prolly Seb. Just by how many pics the girls get of them. Then Richie and Jonny. Jon boovi sounds like a good band. Sambora looks like a country guy, I like country man. Should be good. Mayhaps blues but def country. Just by look. Arianna likes Ritchie hats.

Thanks man. You be well too.

No dig a tee no dowt owe ay o ay I ay o ay ooo

snooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

HEY U LIKE SNOOOOP DOGGY DAWG?!?!?!

I F**KIN LOVE SNOOP NAN!

LIKE IF U EVER. FIND DA CHANCE TO MEET SNOOP MEET SNOOP MAN

Diggity >>>>>>> better than infinite swag man who want swaggity when I gots diggity!

Birbs da word spins da word da da da da da haven't you heard?