Malternate

What's an alt?

alternative account

Oh. Why would you need that?

if you get banned or smth, idk.

Oh, I just act fruity on my one account.

...

you really had to use Hitler, huh?

Oh crap I thought that was Winston Churchill. I've got posters of this guy.

..mmhm-

I swear I'm not a Nazi.

I don't trust you.

no

Real

type shit