This is not a satire. I repeat. Ain't no satire.

Im not a he. Please refer to me as she/her. If you use the wrong pronouns you argument is automatically invalid

If someone uses your wrong pronouns, maybe you're ugly.

I wasn't talking about her

Wrong …especially when the anonymous person on the net isn’t who they claim to be.

Caring about pronouns is a simple way of saying “I’m a snowflake”

Or a douche

Caring about pronouns is a way of being polite. You wouldn't call someone a name they don't want

Yes I would.

then you are an asshole

Maybe, but I’m not an asshole that bows to others wants because they are insecure in their own skin

I prefer to be polite

And yet you threaten violence

Make up your mind

Dude this meme is referred to me. And I got no pronouns.

Wow. . .to paraphrase the lyrics of a certain song -
You're so vain
You probably think this meme is about you
You're so vain (you're so vain)
I'll bet you think this meme is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

It's not about you