1. Farming job available
2. Pay lazy american guy welfare so he doesn't have to take it
3. Bring in 40 immigrants
4. 1 does farm job
5. People complain about too many immigrants
6. Respond with 'but if we kick out all 40, who will do this farming job?'
7. Immediately shut down conversation so no obvious response can be made
8. Call criticizers racists who hate immigrants