(rp. Probably won't respond since I'm going to sleep soon)

Liam: Hah, what happened to the little girl's hair? Did ya fight with it? *He chuckled*

Astra, sarcastically: haha.

Liam: Fortunately I don't have these problems

Astra: lucky you.

Liam: *passing a hand through his hair* A special mix of carbon fiber and some of that intergalactic dust

Astra: mine's been a spikey afro ever since Lay decided it was his mansion

*Liam sees lay poke his head out, then hide in the hair again*

Liam: Not my problem

Astra: of course it's not my sarcastic soon-to-be brother-in-law's problem

Liam: Wdym by that

Astra: what do you think I mean

Liam: :I

(gn)

Astra: also I overheard data say she thinks sap will propose soon, soon-to-be might not be inaccurate

Liam: Ya think? He's been blabbering about it for 3 weeks. Had to make a clone of myself so I didn't have to listen to him

Astra: huh. I only heard about it yesterday. How much you wanna bet data's gonna ask me to help her pick a hot wedding dress?

Liam: I've got money to lose.
15 million. *Dead ass straight face*

Astra: ... Is this for the wedding or something unrelated

Liam: You said bet, so I bet

Astra: over a wedding dress???? How am I supposed to bet something equal to that!?

Liam: If I lose the bet, you win 15 million. If I win I get to decide something embarassing you should do

Astra: -~-

Liam: Don't worry, even if you lose the bet I've got you covered if a wedding actually happens
*Gives her a check of 20 million*

(my brain ain't braining 💀)

Astra: so this is for the wedding when it happens, and if I win the bet I get 15 million for myself?

Liam: Yeah. I'm a trillionaire, 35 million is pocket moneh

Astra: huh, ok. I'll put this somewhere safe I guess

Liam: Anyways, if he does propose, it must be in the next few weeks. If you need more money, call me. Terra will respond but she'll send you the necessary amount

Astra: why the next few weeks?

Liam: *lifts his hand and opens it* *a holographic screen appears showing Sap talking to a clearly sleep deprived worker*
Sap: I don't know for how longer I can wait... Maybe I should tell her tomorrow, o-or the day after, or n-next week...

Astra: ... Should I be concerned since you're spying on him?

Liam: It's literally my security cameras. He's staying at my facility

Astra: oh. Just seemed a little weird

Liam: Yeah so expect Data to talk non stop about it once Sap does propose.

(I'm still banned lol)

Astra: yeah probably

(i bet a 🗿 that you're gonna make a drawing)
(I'll probably make a story of Sad proposing. We could also write it together)
Liam: Anyways, give this to your dad
*Gives her a 100 million check*

Astra: 0_0

Liam: What

Astra: I'm just surprised you're giving him that much out of nowhere

Liam: I'm in great business with some other companies, so I'm gaining a lot these days

Astra: so you're just feeling generous today?

Liam: Eh

Astra: :)

Liam: It's me who you're talking about.
Anyways, if I were you I would start preparing mentally for whatever Data will start blabbering about once Sap actually gets the courage

(... Maybe)

Astra: honestly I dunno what part she'll be most excited about

Liam: What do you mea-
Oh.

Astra: yeah

Liam: Whether she'll be excited because of the proposal or the wedding or ahem. something else, I'll support ya financially

Astra: I'm glad you're not just like "eh, whatever" about this. You've definitely changed since data first met you and sap

Liam: I've just become richer

Finally unbanned

Nice.

Astra: that too

Liam: Also i opened several smaller businesses to cover more ground easier. So soon I may reach Quadrillions

Astra: ooh

(gm)
Liam: *just stands there with his hands in his pockets, not knowing what to do*

Astra: ... Can you reach in there and pull lay out so I can fix the mess on my head? *Points at her afro*

Liam: *with surgical precision he gets lay out*

Astra: thanks
*Her hair retracts and she looks bald for a second, then it floofs out to normal size*

Liam: *he places Lay on the floor*

Astra: :)

Liam: Urgh I'm bored

Astra: I kinda am too :/

Liam: Here's a random fun fact, I am the one who invented the parts necessary for robo reproduction

Astra: ... Huh?

Liam: You heared me right

Dementia

Dementia

Dementia

Astra: bit of a weird thing to say out of nowhere

Liam: I said random fun fact. I'm the most intelligent mind of this century.
The average iq of androids is 150
Mine's 510, circa

Astra: :/

Liam: or maybe the average android iq was 217. I don't remember

Astra: idk what mine is :/

Liam: Precisely 312

Astra: ooh, how about data?

Liam: Uh... Idk. Probably 294 or 321

Astra: hmm

Liam: Ya want a job?

Astra: I'm not really sure what I wanna do yet

Liam: I can offer you a job with a high pay. Since my company covers multiple grounds, engineering, weaponry, kitchen stuff, house stuff, body augmentations, android repairs and more medical stuff, I believe you could easily find a job you'd like
(Clearly not flexing his extremely successful company that soon will become a corporation)

Astra: you just used that as an excuse to brag, didn't you.

Liam: Yeah

Astra: :/

Liam: do you still want the job

Astra: *shrugs*

Liam: Oh well. Do you wanna know what Terra's doing?

Astra: isn't she your assistant?

Liam: My secretary to be exact, she can manage money, manage employees, and other stuff, she's basically a manager

Astra: oh ok

Liam: While I'm the actual ceo or whatever they call it

Astra: so technically not an assistant

Liam: Co-CEO i guess?

Astra: sounds about right
(Please answer my question in memechat)

Liam: eh
(I did :3)