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HEY I’VE BEEN SEEING AND HEARING ABOUT QUEERS (CAN I USE THAT TERM? I’M NEW TO THIS COMMUNITY.) GETTING CRAP FROM THEIR PARENTS FOR RELIGIOUS REASONS. I’VE CONSTRUCTED AN AIRTIGHT RELIGIOUS ARGUMENT PERMITTING HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS. WON’T HELP IF YOU’RE TRANS THO. LEAVING IT IN THE COMMENTS IF THIS POST GETS APPROVED. WILL WORK FOR JUDAISM, CHRISTIANITY, AND MAYBE ISLAM IDK ABOUT ISLAM. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
111 views 4 upvotes Made by Kamehameha9004 3 weeks ago in LGBTQ
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Basically the sin isn’t being gay, only gay… sleepovers let’s go with sleepovers idk if there are kids that young here. The reason is that gay sleepovers waste… milk and/or eggs let’s use that. That could’ve become children if it was a heterosexual sleepover. That’s the same reason why we can’t do… solo sleepovers. So a romantic gay relationship is permitted. You can fulfill the religious obligation to have a child by donating to a… milk(?) bank or being a surrogate mother or getting milk from a milk bank. If you ever have any “sleepovers” with your same gender partner don’t let your parents know. And there we go an airtight argument for a god approved homosexual relationship (if you’re trans youre screwed there’s no religious excuse for that.)
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This is actually super smart, live the logic
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Thank you.
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you are a genius
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however, there is scientific proof. and if you god is into that then boom. (genomes and such)
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also yeah, you can use queer. most people wont mind
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Proof of what?
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well, counter-proof. the concept of being trans is from (I think) your genetics. basically, instead of having XX or XY, one would have XXY or something because the brain develops gender after the body. (basically blame your parrents)
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I mean yeah transgenderism can be genetic but that isn’t a religious justification.
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thats when you have to realise that said gods made science and genes.
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that seems like dooming yourself to hating your creation.
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Well really it’s about potential. How well can you with the hand you’re dealt follow what god says best? If you do a shit job when all you can do is a shit job then all that matters is how shit you did compared to how shit you could’ve done
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im going to stop now, i dont understand what is being convayed between you and i, along with the two halfs of my brain.
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Fair enough
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Then again that’s the Judaism route. Idk about Christianity they have a mf saying he’s the king of the Jews and then 100 something years liked some b*tch named Paul says he’s god’s son.
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Also the homophobic verses are mostly mistranslated ^^
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Queer is an ok term to use. Its the Q in LGBTQ+.
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HEY I’VE BEEN SEEING AND HEARING ABOUT QUEERS (CAN I USE THAT TERM? I’M NEW TO THIS COMMUNITY.) GETTING CRAP FROM THEIR PARENTS FOR RELIGIOUS REASONS. I’VE CONSTRUCTED AN AIRTIGHT RELIGIOUS ARGUMENT PERMITTING HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS. WON’T HELP IF YOU’RE TRANS THO. LEAVING IT IN THE COMMENTS IF THIS POST GETS APPROVED. WILL WORK FOR JUDAISM, CHRISTIANITY, AND MAYBE ISLAM IDK ABOUT ISLAM.