Fun Facts with Squidward

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Winston Smith, his chin nuzzled into his breast in an effort to escape the vile wind, slipped quickly through the glass doors of Victory Mansions, though not quickly enough to prevent a swirl of gritty dust from entering along with him.

The hallway smelt of boiled cabbage and old rag mats. At one end of it a coloured poster, too large for indoor display, had been tacked to the wall. It depicted simply an enormous face, more than a metre wide: the face of a man of about forty-five, with a heavy black moustache and ruggedly handsome features. Winston made for the stairs. It was no use trying the lift. Even at the best of times it was seldom working, and at present the electric current was cut off during daylight hours. It was part of the economy drive in preparation for Hate Week. The flat was seven flights up, and Winston, who was thirty-nine and had a varicose ulcer above his right ankle, went slowly, resting several times on the way. On each landing, opposite the lift-shaft, the poster with the enormous face gazed from the wall. It was one of those pictures which are so contrived that the eyes follow you about when you move.

shut your stupid ass up

That's the brain inflammation talking. You've got it bad.

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Still water + adrenaline + noradrenaline + hawk tuah + anger issues + balkan parents + english or Spanish + german stare + Balkan rage + jonkler laugh + phonk +Belgian edging + Baltic farting + bulgarian scratching + aggressive slovakian jelqing + polish footjob + indian respect moment those who know + Opponent uses Jamaican Smile + Russian Frown + Finnish wave + Icelandic blink + Thai grin + Hungarian punch + Swiss climb + Argentinian flex + Chilean dance + Peruvian squat + Kenyan grin + Jamaican jump + Russian slide + Filipino stretch + Balkan climb + Greek dash + Egyptian tilt + Vietnamese sit + American hop + Pakistani stomp + Hungarian march + Italian march + Japanese snap + German slide + Irish dash + Brazilian whistle + Turkish flick + French leap + Korean twist + Canadian clap + Indian bow + Nigerian stare + Italian kick + Chinese lean + Scottish grin + Mexican swing + Swedish dash + Moroccan leap + Ukrainian stretch + Danish whistle + Finnish kick + Icelandic jump + Thai clap + Hungarian dash + Swiss stretch + Argentinian whistle + Chilean wink + Peruvian hop + Kenyan sprint + Jamaican whistle + Russian clap + Filipino nod + Balkan bend + Greek run + Egyptian squat + Vietnamese smile + American point + Pakistani twist + Japanese wink + German bow + Irish hop + Brazilian cheer + Turkish skip + French flex + Korean dance + Canadian tiptoe + Indian dash + Nigerian hop + Italian leap + Chinese nod + Scottish sprint + Mexican cheer + Swedish stretch + Moroccan bow + Ukrainian flex + Danish leap + Finnish slide + Swiss gaze + Hungarian lean + Swiss tap + Chilean sprint + Peruvian wave + Jamaican knit + Russian eat + Icelandic stare + Thai skip + Hungarian wink + Swiss tiptoe + Argentinian point + Chilean clap + Peruvian lean + Kenyan dash + Indian dash + Dutch wave + Polish work + Scottish lean + Swedish whistle + Moroccan skip + Ukrainian lean + Danish dive + Finnish flex + Icelandic tilt + Thai flick + Indian whistle + Swedish dash

If that's what you consider a reply, the rot has got you too.

*gotten

*consumed

*engulfed

Jus turn off your computer Bro ❤️

Lead by example.

Or keep following the greater fool. Your call.

Enderparrot is coming for yo ass 😭
Better start running 😭

k-kitten?! pookie are you ok alfa gyat kitten?!?!(!!??! what happened? shiver me timbers gyat diddly darn it u killed my kai cenat rizzler e kitten that i met on skibidi simulator! how dare u… i warned u not to awaken my alphaness… AWOWOWOOOOOOOOOO!! *turns into skibidi gacha hybrid demon king* “I WARNED YOU!!!!-!2!/!2!!!/!1!1!1!” “OH MY GYATTRRS!!” *dies by alphaness* aphmau appears… ‘gasp omg aphmau uwu” “Nya ichi ni san” said skibidi aphmau *aphmau turns into skibidi rizzler* “OMG SLIBIDI RIZZLER I BIG FAB!!!””””-@/@ “sticking out gyatt” omg! THIS HAS AWAKENEDD MY ALFA POWERS!! 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️🥀🥀🥀🥀 *tunrs itno alpha demon hybrid*AWOWOOOOOO!!!!’ I AM TBE SIGMA MALE AND I WIL AVENGE MY KITTEN?!!;’wnwajwwj” “OMG!” *sees volumptuous gyatt* “WILL U BE MY NEW E KITTEN?!” “yes pookie princess i will!” AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! 🥀🥀🥀⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🌑🌑🌑🌑 imma Sigma male from ohio!!! one two buckle my shoe gosh diddly darn!! *turns into skibidi Sigma male from ohuo* *sees bigger gyatt* runs to gyatt and eats gyatt* “yummy yummy”

The sky was blue. The grass was green. The blood was red.

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whar

Hannibal is short for
He
A
New
Neop*d*phile
In
Basic
Asshole
Lying

Lecher short for
Leading
Each
Child preying
Horrible
Even
Ready

Where's the funny?

No funny :( Just facts :(

Congrats for not known what pornography is. I'd point out the litany of reasons nothing I've posted is porn, but the heat death of the universe would occur before it got through your thick skull. Fortunately that's not my problem.

Nothing
except
gibberish
unintelligible

At least mine makes sense

nice grammar, you're proving nothing bruh, just have to keep responding huh? It's a f**kin comment on the internet, take it on the chin and cool your f**kin tits buddy

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You're sure proving a lot xD

"lead by example" ass mf

Can't resist commenting on meme:
Can't understand people replying to comments:

If acting a fool suits you then have at ig

if posting cp suits you then do it ig

There you go! Bravo, props for staying true to yourself. The coppertone logo = cp, and I still post it. 🫵🤣 Wherever your head is, reality missed it.

nope, the Hatsune Miku upskirt image, and the fact that you use an ad about tanlines to defend it, and yes, congrats on being even more of a creep by more stuff

Then leave 😭 🙏
If you hate this stream jus don't go on here 😔

If you hate my ass, just scroll past me.

"lead by example hehehehehe *snort* *snort*"

I know, the idea of you setting any kind of good example is hysterical. xD

i was mocking you, if you can't tell 💅

And I was mocking you back. Problem?

you clearly can't talk tuah

Still water + adrenaline + noradrenaline + hawk tuah + anger issues + balkan parents + english or Spanish + german stare + Balkan rage + jonkler laugh + phonk +Belgian edging + Baltic farting + bulgarian scratching + aggressive slovakian jelqing + polish footjob + indian respect moment those who know + Opponent uses Jamaican Smile + Russian Frown + Finnish wave + Icelandic blink + Thai grin + Hungarian punch + Swiss climb + Argentinian flex + Chilean dance + Peruvian squat + Kenyan grin + Jamaican jump + Russian slide + Filipino stretch + Balkan climb + Greek dash + Egyptian tilt + Vietnamese sit + American hop + Pakistani stomp + Hungarian march + Italian march + Japanese snap + German slide + Irish dash + Brazilian whistle + Turkish flick + French leap + Korean twist + Canadian clap + Indian bow + Nigerian stare + Italian kick + Chinese lean + Scottish grin + Mexican swing + Swedish dash + Moroccan leap + Ukrainian stretch + Danish whistle + Finnish kick + Icelandic jump + Thai clap + Hungarian dash + Swiss stretch + Argentinian whistle + Chilean wink + Peruvian hop + Kenyan sprint + Jamaican whistle + Russian clap + Filipino nod + Balkan bend + Greek run + Egyptian squat + Vietnamese smile + American point + Pakistani twist + Japanese wink + German bow + Irish hop + Brazilian cheer + Turkish skip + French flex + Korean dance + Canadian tiptoe + Indian dash + Nigerian hop + Italian leap + Chinese nod + Scottish sprint + Mexican cheer + Swedish stretch + Moroccan bow + Ukrainian flex + Danish leap + Finnish slide + Swiss gaze + Hungarian lean + Swiss tap + Chilean sprint + Peruvian wave + Jamaican knit + Russian eat + Icelandic stare + Thai skip + Hungarian wink + Swiss tiptoe + Argentinian point + Chilean clap + Peruvian lean + Kenyan dash + Indian dash + Dutch wave + Polish work + Scottish lean + Swedish whistle + Moroccan skip + Ukrainian lean + Danish dive + Finnish flex + Icelandic tilt + Thai flick + Indian whistle + Swedish dash

Windows 7 is a major release of the Windows NT operating system developed by Microsoft. It was released to manufacturing on July 22, 2009, and became generally available on October 22, 2009.[10] It is the successor to Windows Vista, released nearly three years earlier. Windows 7's server counterpart, Windows Server 2008 R2, was released at the same time. It was succeeded by Windows 8 in October 2012.

Extended support ended on January 14, 2020, over ten years after the release of Windows 7, after which the operating system ceased receiving further updates. A paid support program was available for enterprises, providing security updates for Windows 7 for up to three years since the official end of life.[11]

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Unlike Windows Vista, Windows 7 received critical acclaim, with critics considering the operating system to be a major improvement over its predecessor because of its improved performance, its more intuitive interface, fewer User Account Control popups, and other improvements made across the platform. Windows 7 was a major success for Microsoft; even before its official release, pre-order sales for the operating system on the online retailer Amazon.com had surpassed previous records. In just six months, over 100 million copies had been sold worldwide, increasing to over 630 million licenses by July 2012. By January 2018, Windows 10 surpassed Windows 7 as the most popular version of Windows worldwide.[12] Windows 11 overtook Windows 7 as the second most popular Windows version on all continents in August 2022.[13] As of 2024, just 3% of traditional PCs running Windows are running Windows 7,[14] although its remains

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History

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Multiple and sclerosis should be separated, as well as meningitis being separated from sclerosis. And the “G” in meningitis should not be capitilized

back·ro·nym
/ˈbakrəˌnim/
noun
noun: backronym; plural noun: backronyms; noun: bacronym; plural noun: bacronyms

an acronym deliberately formed from a phrase whose initial letters spell out a particular word or words, either to create a memorable name or as a fanciful explanation of a word's origin.
"Biodiversity Serving Our Nation, or BISON (a backronym if ever there was one)"

Hm…

Well at least separate words instead of having them scrunched together for the backronym

I say this with love in my heart, but nobody here is worth that level of effort.

It’s literally just two presses of the space key

Hey Hannibal how's it going?

I'm okay. How bout you?

My life is shitty and I wanna hang myself. You?

You're in good company right now. I won't tell you things will get better, but I will tell you that it gets easier to deal with the bullshit. Kind of like how your hands go numb when they get cold enough. Hang in there, this too shall pass.

If that doesn't help, you can always focus on all the ways things COULD be worse but aren't. I have to reach quite a bit but that cheers me up sometimes.

That's all I needed to hear for today. Thank you.