"Typing monkey would be unable to produce 'Hamlet' within the lifetime of the universe, study finds"; <~~ Article; "A new study reveals it would take an unbelievably huge amount of time—far longer than the lifespan of our universe, for a typing monkey to randomly produce Shakespeare. So, while the theorem is true, it is also somewhat misleading"; AND
Did they just say the entire universe,
within which EVERYTHING resides,
has a friggin death date????? Really? That many people had that much time to waste on this hypothetical? Really, Really? <~~ What my brain focused on in said article; AND
Has ANYBODY ever really cared whether monkeys could type Shakespeare?