Figuring out your LGBTQ+ identity: expectation vs reality

I was actually lucky enough to have the top one ( of the bottom one that is, no one gets the top one)

my journey was jst abt as curly as my hair 😔

Mine was like this
(Backwards bit was when i thought i was straight)

True

Real

I was the first one. Like I woke up from a dream in which I was sunny from omori and was dating basil and I said "Oh, I like boys apparently. I must be bi." and a few days after I shaved, thought "Go***amn I look like a lesbian. ¿Why do I like looking like a lesbian?" and 3 days later I answered "Bc I'm a lesbian. Well bi, but sapphic nontheless."

lol same i too woke up and said to myself 'oops im bi now'

b-basil UwU

-except that bit but lol

b-but basil

no basil
Basil is a plant

This guy

looks like a plant to me

Get him in the blender, make pesto

never had it

Nice!

I had it in a burger at a fosters hollywood. The pesto mayonnaise is goated, but the burger it comes in is shit.

yum

no like pesto mayonnaise is goated.

Fosters hollywood?

A high end fast food chain. Ig y'all don't have em in America bc the main attractive is it having "real american food"

I am loving this history of mayonaise

As always, the french stealing everything. Like there is a lot of talk abt the english museum, but the french have also done their fair share.

i dont live in the US
Are you a brit?

Spain

Nice!

Like it was originally "Mahonesa de huevo", to then be taken by the french as "mayonnaise d'oeuf', to then be retaken in spain as "Mayonesa".
Like the fact that "Dolar" in spanish and "Dobloon" in english shouldn't exist, as a dollar was the english equivalent to a spanish doblón, which as far as I remember it's called that bc it's worth twice as much as a crown.

I love spain

Mayonnaise comes from spain ^^

Really? so cool!

Yeah

maho?

Majoraga.
Nah, mahonese, the og spanish name of mayo.

I personally dont like mayo
im a tomato sauce guy (NOT KETCHUP or whatever americans cal it. Ketchup is much more artificially sweetened)

Same. But genuinely, some real maho is peak.

it's so hard for me to figure out mine, but I might've finally figured it out (Demiromantic/bi, transmasc/demifluid (demigender+genderfluid)) I used to think I was trans and lesbian 💀