Yes this was an excuse to draw a hot robot girl other than data. Probably won't respond tonight

Haz: you get used too it after a while, itches are the worst

Astra: robots don't exactly itch.

Haz: oh cool, didn't know tha5

Astra: for me the problem is that you can kinda just see... everything

Haz: define everything in this context?

Astra: ... The definition is literally right in front of you.

Haz: but seriously, how is it a problem I fail too see it as such

Astra: *facepalm*

Haz: *confused in no social skills*

Astra: how tf do I explain this.

Haz: *hands a bar of cobalt 60*
Sorry

I'm surprised haz gets used to it

If only he could feel ear scritches through he mask.... or can they?

Depends on your definition of hot 🤤

lmao

Bro 💀

Relax I’m not that down bad

*Jeremy takes a notepad out and writes "Costume or kink?"*

Astra: ... Both? I originally put it on to trick JJJ so I can get money for a video game but I'm kinda starting to like it. It's... Weird

*Jeremy turns the page of the Notepad and writes out "I'm curious on why you initially got the idea or where it came from, but I know better to not ask".*

Astra: oh that's simple. Data saw a shitpost with an image of JJJ captioned "NOW DRAW HER GETTING ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN" then talked me into putting this thing on

*Jeremy writes "And where was this image from, exactly?"*

Astra: some meme website.

*Jeremy turns the notepad paper and writes down "Which site?"*

Astra: exactly how much do I need to break the fourth wall? Anyway it was imgflip.

*Jeremy writes down "We all know about the fourth wall anyways, only a select few breach and break it."*

Astra: :/

*He puts both the notepad and pen away before going away.*

Infernal: What in Lucifers Apple?

Astra: *takes off her own hand and sets it on the table, then as she walks away a creepy eye appears on it*

Infernal: Well thats unsettling.

*it morphs into a tiny astra and just sits there adorably staring at infernal*

*Meanwhile astra is in the other room trying to find what broke*

*Infernal grabs it and just stares at it intensely*

Tiny astra: :3

Regular astra: *finds the broken thing*

Infernal: *S W A L L O W*

*le tiny scream*

*Astra comes back, holding infernal's disconnected hand*

Infernal: *looks at Data* Psst. Your pocket.

Data: I don't have pockets

Infernal: *whispering* Inside your hoodie. *wink wink*

Astra: now I've got web shooters *swings onto the side of a building*

*Infernal would leap through some buildings, causing some chaos*

Data: WOAH WAIT STOP THAT'LL BRING THE REAL SPIDERMAN HERE

Infernal: What you think he gonna do? Spray sticky white goo at me? Wait that came out wrong-

Astra: probably something a little more like this
*Slingshots herself at his face*

*Infernal would spin his skull around, flinging Astra into a couple buildings*

*astra sees someone in the distance swinging between buildings*

Data: ... We're f*cked

Infernal: *does one look at the person, then laughs hysterically*

Data: have fun getting your ass kicked if I don't get the chance to explain

Infernal: THATS THE HERO? SOME PERSON IN A 10 DOLLAR COSTUME? HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA!

Astra: you're not getting the butt picture.

Infernal: Awww but it funni.

Astra: it embarrassing for me. Now what pictures are we using

Data: hmm... Definitely these three. Good angles, enough blur that it's hard to tell you're a girl, and you can still see the mask well.

Infernal: *his hand detaches and secretly crawls to the photos*

*she's holding the blackmail pics in her other hand*

*the hand crawls to the floor, then switches the photos with some poorly drawn sketches*

Astra: ... Tf just happened?

Data: ?

Astra: I felt something crawl up my leg and before I could react some of the photos became doodles that look like a 4 year old made them

Infernal: WHATS THAT! *points to something*

Astra: *blank stare at infernal*

Infernal: What? *insert glass being broken in another room*

Astra: I CAN'T HAVE YOU SPREADING BLACKMAIL OF ME

Infernal: BUT ITS FUNNI

Astra: IT'S EMBARRASSING

*Grabs the photo*

Astra: ... You had the camera pointed the wrong way
*It's just a closeup of his face*

Infernal: Oh. Still tho, why have that on, its so damn revealing.

*Infernal gets up and shakes his bones a bit, getting dust off*

Astra: because we were gonna sell fake pictures of spiderman to JJJ so I can buy armored core. Our plan was to make most of them blurry so you can't tell it's me

Infernal: Armored... Core?...

Astra: it's a video game where you play as a giant robot fighting other giant robots. Data says it's pretty good

Infernal: Augh, why cant you all just do it in real life? Back in my day, our games were battles to the death!

Astra: because it's less expensive to buy a fifty dollar game than it is to buy million dollars mechs

Infernal: Are you REALLY going to embarrass yourself for only fifty dollars? You would make the Lusterians run for their money.

Data: ... Do you wanna do some fighting pictures or should we just leave

Infernal: This place feels... earie.

Data: ... I'm just gonna get a couple standing pics in case we need to bribe JJJ then we can go

Infernal: Why is that costume so tight tho? Couldn't you have gotten a bigger suit? I can see go***amn everything and its making my eyes burn again.

Data: I might've accidentally gotten one that's one size smaller than what would be meant for astra

Infernal: So that explains it. After this, get her a bigger one so i don't see THAT again.

Data: honestly it's not as bad as you'd think it would be, most of the time it looks perfectly fine

Infernal: Just get the photos and blur the shit outta it, I want Armored Core

Data: I can't really Photoshop physical photos so we're relying on natural blur for most of these. The still shots are for bribing if he doesn't fall for the blurred ones

Infernal: Ok

Astra: I dunno.

Infernal: Also, why is that so tight, i can see your-

*she covers her crotch and infernal can tell she's blushing under the mask*

*Infernal laughs a bit*

Infernal: Black mail.

*held up a picture*

Astra: GIMME THAT

Infernal: NUH UH.

*Infernal backflips into the base*

*astra chases him and infernal quickly realizes how fast she is*

Infernal: SHIT SHIT SHIT, ADIOS MONKEY! *he jumps in a portal*

*she jumps through and tackles him*

Infernal: WHY

Data: we've gotta do this in regular New York now since you took it too far.

Infernal: ...Fair enough. But ow, that f**king hurt.

Data: *makes a portal*

*Infernal jumps in*

*insert regular new York*

Data: ok. This time, don't break shit

*It's completely abandoned*

Astra: uh... Are you sure we're at the right place?

Infernal: *scared goober*

Data: ... Let's just take the pictures and get out of here

Infernal: Ok...

*they get a few pictures of astra swinging with her webs*

Infernal: *looks visibly concerned*

Data: OK ORANGE SITE IS TOO FAR GET OVER HERE

Infernal: CATCH ME IF YOU CAN! *turns into a Scorpian and swirms off in some crevice in a wall*

*data starts shooting her electricity cannon at him*

Data: YOU POSTED PICS OF HER ON A 🌽 SITE

Infernal: WAIT THAT WAS WHAT IT WAS? I THOUGHT IT SAID CORN, IM BLIND

Astra: YES YOU ARE *Rips the hole open wider*

*Infernal would slip into some drain*

Astra: *nanotech into the drain*

Infernal: FUCCKKKKK!!!!

Astra: o_o

Data: ... I could show you the pic if you want

Astra: NOPE

Infernal: *death stare*

Data: >:3

Astra: *separating pictures where you can't tell what's going on*

Infernal: *growl*

Astra: ... Ok I hope this was just an unlucky shot

*Holds up a picture of her butt while she was mid-swing*

Data: ... Put that with your blackmail.

Infernal: Ass.

Data: ASS-tra :0

Astra: -_-

Infernal: *laugh*

*astra throws a stack of pictures in the trash*

Data: ?

Astra: the rest of these should be usable, we just need to decide which ones JJJ is getting

Infernal: I know what im keeping *troll face*

Poki: *muffled* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*bone crunching noises*

*collector runs out into the living room at full speed, instantly seeing the intruder*

*it would be the Crooked Man, being one of the enemies on the list*

*without hesitation collector tries to cut off his head*

*the Crooked Man teleports around*

*Astra makes a nanotech spear and tries to hit him while he's distracted with collector*

*a bunch of dark tendrils grab her spear and holds her up*

Crooked Man: YOU SHOULD HAVE NOT JINXED IT, ASTRA.

Astra: I WAS JUST BEING OPTIMISTIC

*The spear morphs and nanotech begins covering the tendrils*

Crooked Man: YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT A GHOST? I CAN POSSESS ANYTHING!

*he goes towards a statue and possesses*

*it was actually an anime figurine*

Astra: INFERNAL GRAB A JAR

Infernal: UHHHH OK

*grabbed a jar*

*Astra puts the figurine in the jar and closes it*

Crooked Man: AUGH WHAT IS THIS

Astra: >:)

*the fog clears and Collector sees poki almost dead in the corner*

Crooked Man: GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Astra: no

Data: astra why are you holding an anime figure in a jar

Infernal: Is this some sort of referance?

Data: it's a very inappropriate joke

*Meanwhile collector heals poki*

Poki: remind me never to sneak into your house again.

Collector: if you sneak in my house again it won't be a ghost that tries to kill you.

Infernal: P u n i s h h i m

Data: ... Infernal that better not be you

Infernal: Uhh that isnt me...

Both: o_o

*demonic laugh*

Data, running down the hallway: COLLECTOR HELP WE DID SOME DUMB SHIT

Infernal: ASTRA F**KING JINXED IT

Poki, who snuck in with a fog machine and a murderer costume: >:3

*Something Wicked sound effect behind Poki*

Poki: •-•

*A rotten hand grabs Poki by the mouth and drags her in the darkness*

Astra: hi

Infernal: What are you even wearing?

Astra: it's a spiderman costume

Infernal: Whats a... Spiderman?

Astra: he's a superhero in a bunch of movies.

Infernal: He? Then why are you wearing something made for males-

Astra: there's a ton of people cosplaying as their own versions of him. Across the spiderverse basically opened the floodgates for that kind of stuff

Infernal: *utterly confused as he never seen a spiderman movie*

Astra: ... You have a lot to learn

Infernal: Ive never seen much tech, im a Wrathian, what you expect?

*she puts him in the closet then comes back to the living room*

Data: ok, now we can find the good pictures

Astra: I just finished getting all the still shots out so all the blackmail is mine

Data: :<

Infernal: Awww

Astra: tf you mean "awww" am I supposed to WANT her to have blackmail of me?

Infernal: Its funny..

Astra: would it be funny if I posted a picture of you in a maid dress on Twitter?

Infernal: ...We dont talk about that.

Astra: WAIT THAT'S REAL!?

Infernal: Blame that on Data for making me wear it.

Astra: DATA!?

Data: he lost a bet.

Infernal: 800 bucks is 800 bucks.

Data: ... Should I explain the jar reference?

Infernal: Yeah explain it

*I would say data whispers in his ear but he doesn't have ears so she just whispers into the side of his head*

Infernal: OH. LETS PUNISH HIM LIKE THA-

Everyone in the room: ō_ō

Crooked Man: *looked utterly terrifed*

Data: I'll just shove him in the closet
*She takes him and starts walking to her room*

Crooked Man: *mini voice* YOU BETTER NOT MAKE ME STAY IN THIS CLOSET! ONCE I GET YOU, YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH!

Data: relax. I'll figure out something to do with you.

Crooked Man: *growling*

*she takes a few pictures then opens a portal*

Data: ok, let's get the hell out of here and sort out the good pictures

*Infernal runs out*

*data closes the portal*

Astra: let's hope we're not cursed or some shit

Data: let's hope YOU didn't just jinx it

Astra: -_-

Data: *dumps a bunch of pictures on the table* ok, the best ones would be ones where her head isn't as obscured as her body.

*tap on Astras shoulder*

Astra: ?

???: *raspy voice* Hello

Astra: SHIT I DID JINX IT

Data: WHAT HAPPENED

*Infernal laughs*

Infernal: Im joking guys, that was me.

*Infernals arm would crawl next to Astra, which it crawls right to Infernals socket*

Astra: >:(

Data: *wheeze*

Astra: let's just sort through the pictures and get the damn game

Data, still laughing a little: ok fine

*fog in the room*

Astra: fifty dollars if fifty dollars

/j

Astra: like I said, you won't be able to tell it's me because of the blur. You can come with me and data to take the pictures if you want

Infernal: ...I want a copy of Armored Core also

Astra: you'll need a console but data can make you a better one than what you can buy. I'll ask data to take extra pictures though

Infernal: Ok

Astra: so... Wanna come? Data's probably ready to go by now

Infernal: I could.

Astra: I'm gonna need you to make the portal though since I don't know if I can make one out of hell

*Infernal makes a portal and exits*

Astra: *follows*

Data: ... Why were you in hell?

Astra: I thought infernal got blackmail of me but he had the camera turned around

Data: yep, sounds like infernal. Ready to take pictures?

*Infernal holds the camera*

Astra: buddy, I'm the one in a ten dollar costume.

*Data tries to get his attention before he attacks infernal*

Infernal: *proceeds to fall 90 stories*

Astra: ... How tf

Data: HE WAS JUST ON THE GROUND WHAT THE HELL

*Spiderman lands next to her*

*Infernal makes a huge impact on the ground*

*insert data explaining to spiderman about infernal being an idiot*

Infernal: Im... Not... a idiot... *swirl eyes*

Data, to Spiderman: our goal wasn't destruction. He just took it too far

*Spiderman just tells her to take the pictures somewhere else and leaves*

*Infernal gets up, which he has a few broken ribs*

Astra, sarcastically: how was your nap?

Infernal: Shuddup...

Data: ?
*Checks her hoodie*

*there would be the photos*

Astra: also, infernal, regurgitate my hand.

*Infernal spits out the hand*

*the tiny astra walks to the edge of the table and reconnects to Astra's wrist*

Astra: now give me the pictures

Data: I... Didn't steal these...

Infernal: DATA RUN

Data: YOU FRAMED ME

Infernal: Eh, i already posted it all on the internet

Astra: YOU F*CKING WHAT

Data: impressive, I honestly didn't know you could do that

Infernal: IT WAS HARD BUT I SENT IT ALL ON TWITTER, FACEBOOK, YT, AND THAT ORANGE SITE I FORGOT ITS NAME!

Data, holding a Polaroid: let's go then

*She opens a portal to marvel New York*

Infernal: Do i stand out here?

*insert people screaming and running away at the sight of Infernal*

Astra: ... Yeah

Data: ooh maybe I could get some pics of you two fighting

Infernal: Well might as well commit to the act.

*Infernal dresses up as Ghost Rider*

Data: ... Is ghost rider even a villain?

Infernal: *shrug*

Data: I think just being your regular self is fine

*Infernal would take off the costume*

Infernal: Lets dance. *his battle mask appears and he summons in his spear*

Astra: one second *her foreams look weird for a second*

Infernal: *growl*