here's some cursed shit

The Phlogistiblaster. Airblast the ground to shoot yourself into the air. No primary fire. Airblasts are 150% stronger. Airblasting enemies charges up your meter, when full, use primary fire to do a single airblast that is 250% stronger.

good idea but add primary fire, just weaker (20% reduction or smth)

But it has the same decals as the rocket jumper and sticky jumper, which do no damage and are usually just used for goofing around with friendlies or on trade servers.

Maybe if it was a flaregun

Are you okay? I’m sorry

Wdym

What do you mean?

Yes that's what the acronym means

Oh I didn't see those memes

What about the one about the furry convention?

Oh yeah, I'm fine, it's OK, I get it was a joke

Jump-starter

killjoy

HelloNeigborLookinAss Version 2.8373874

The Phlogistijumper

Flamethrower?

The flame-jumper
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-75% airblast cost
+50% airblast force
Afterburn slows enemies
Primary fire -100% damage

Airblasting charges MMPPHH! to do an extreme airblast and do damage for 5 seconds

p e r f e c t

"The community wanted this weapon so bad Valve updated the game for it"

The Friendly Fire
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-75% airblast cost
+25% repressurization rate
+25% push-force on airblast
Extinguishing teammates restores 50 health

-100% damage
-100% afterburn damage penalty

ray cannon

wait not pacabelle's canon

meant no not not

The shovistinator

The Flire