I wanna quote some stuff

"What are you, president of his fanclub?"

No… that would be your mother!

*random sounds of suprise*

“Indeed, and now he’s here to f[BEEP] us!”

"so listen up boy! of pornography starring your mother will be the 2nd worst thing you see today."

“The spy has already breached our defenses”

"sentry down!"

See what he has done to our colleagues!

And worst of all, he could be any one of us.

*red spy proceeds to kill medic*
He could be in this very room. It could be you, it could be me! It could even be-

(Ive got this.)

What makes me a good demoman? If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussin' it with you, now would I?! LET'S DO IT! Not one of you's gonna survive this! One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch, and KA-BLOOIE! nd I got a manky eye. I'm a black Scottish cyclops. They got more fecking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness than they got the likes of me. So! T'all you fine dandies, so proud, so cocksure, prancin' about with your heads full of eyeballs... come and get me, I say! I'll be waitin' on you with a whiff of the old brimstone! I'm a Grimm bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end! Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together...IN HELL!

If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that.

“Because I think he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it!”

And then he perfected it so that no living man could beat him in the ring of honor!

*yelling and gunshots*

*fires rocket* “MAGGOTS!”

And then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth. And then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one!

*soldier kills spy* and from that point on anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place its called a ZOO!

*ending plays* unless it’s a farm!

“Question.”

What's your question, Soldier?

“I teleported bread”

How... much?

“I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days”

VER HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT!?!!?

[Medic] WHERE? WHERE HAVR YOU BEEN TELEPORTING IT TO??!?!?

"hey look buddy, i'm an engineer, that means i solve problems."

not problems like "what is beauty".

Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy."

I solve practical problems! *sentry kills heavy*

for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind?

like this, heavy tripod-sentry designed by me. Built by me.

"I am heavy weapons guy , and this" *thump* "is my weapon"

"She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000 per minute..."

It’s costs $400’000 to fire this weapon… for 12 seconds…”

*laughing*

*inspecting shasha* Oh my god who touched shasha? Alright… WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!

“Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe… *SNIFF* maybe… I’ve yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet.”

"sniper is a good job mate!"

question?

What’s your question solider?

I teleported bread

"Your mother!"