I wanna quote some stuff

(Ive got this.)

What makes me a good demoman? If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussin' it with you, now would I?! LET'S DO IT! Not one of you's gonna survive this! One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch, and KA-BLOOIE! nd I got a manky eye. I'm a black Scottish cyclops. They got more fecking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness than they got the likes of me. So! T'all you fine dandies, so proud, so cocksure, prancin' about with your heads full of eyeballs... come and get me, I say! I'll be waitin' on you with a whiff of the old brimstone! I'm a Grimm bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end! Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together...IN HELL!

“Question.”

What's your question, Soldier?

“I teleported bread”

How... much?

“I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days”

VER HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT!?!!?

[Medic] WHERE? WHERE HAVR YOU BEEN TELEPORTING IT TO??!?!?

"What are you, president of his fanclub?"

No… that would be your mother!

*random sounds of suprise*

“Indeed, and now he’s here to f[BEEP] us!”

"so listen up boy! of pornography starring your mother will be the 2nd worst thing you see today."

“The spy has already breached our defenses”

"sentry down!"

See what he has done to our colleagues!

And worst of all, he could be any one of us.

If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that.

“Because I think he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it!”

And then he perfected it so that no living man could beat him in the ring of honor!

*yelling and gunshots*

*fires rocket* “MAGGOTS!”

And then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth. And then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one!

"I am heavy weapons guy , and this" *thump* "is my weapon"

"She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000 per minute..."

It’s costs $400’000 to fire this weapon… for 12 seconds…”

*laughing*

*inspecting shasha* Oh my god who touched shasha? Alright… WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!

“Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe… *SNIFF* maybe… I’ve yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet.”

question?

What’s your question solider?