I want this on switch so badly…

I have the first five chapters, but never got the last three. I wish I did because I can't buy them anymore

Minecraft is on switch

While your statement is correct, in the continuity of the meme the game I am referring to is Minecraft story mode which is not on switch

It is on switch, and I own it.

How the hell… where did you find it because I can’t find it anywhere on the eshop

Look on ebay.

I bought it before It got discontinued.