I would

Yo! Genius… if food and housing were free, why would you need to work?

To help others.

Why would you need to help others if housing and food was free for everyone?

I'd help provide it for people

Then who is providing it for you?

Shit…you can’t even help yourself…
How TF are you going to help anyone?

How hard did/do you work around the house or elsewhere as a child getting free room and board from your parents? Did/do your parents get the EIC tax credit? Did/is your family receiving any government benefits? Or was/is your family entirely self supporting through gainful employment?

You would have perished as a caveman.

Science just proved what we already know from past human experience.

https://fee.org/articles/the-largest-study-ever-on-ubi-was-just-conducted-the-results-are-disappointing-for-advocates/

Kim Jung Un would love to have you work for all North Koreans.

Me? An anarchist?

Just think of all that free food and housing you’re getting!

I'm an anarchist