I’m bored

No

Well, if her horns were to glow it would only be when she consumes a huge amount of caffeine

She once was given a loaded handgun, and she still has it because she doesn't know what to do with it.

I would… but her culture (Inkla culture) doesn’t allow any guns

f**k.

I’m sorry

It's alright, I could've come up with better, like a car key to a car that's probably out in some apocalyptic world.

Somebody put a sticker on one of her horns and it took her a week to find it

Lmao maybe

Astra: *puts a little star sticker on one*

Inkmatas: *Angy*

Astra: ... I've been caught, haven't I

(damn she slays in high heels)
she thinks that witches are portrayed inaccurately in fiction

Yes

Useless and unrelated fun fact:
I believe I gave you a support deck in Library of Ruina, but still very strong

She does not like pineapple because of the stingy feeling it leaves in your tongue

Yes

And it’s ruined her view on even pineapple flavored things

Yeah.