Ah, the classic spectacle of a "kid raging on the internet", truly a performance that rivals the greatest Shakespearean tragedies, if Shakespeare had a penchant for exclamation points and a limited vocabulary. It’s fascinating how this young maestro of melodrama can transform a simple gaming setback into a full-blown existential crisis, complete with a symphony of high-pitched cries and poorly chosen expletives. One might wonder if there’s a master’s program in "Keyboard Fury" that we’re all unaware of, or if this is simply a prelude to their future career as a professional overreactor. Bravo, young sir, for reminding us that while you may rage against the machine, it seems the real battle is with your own emotional regulation. Keep up the theatrics, Hollywood is surely watching!