Did you ask any of the Haitians now living in Springfield? No, you didn't. You just accepted the word of just some random city manager, the mayor, the governor, the citizens, the woman who initiated it with a post.
Don't you know that you can never ever trust the city manager, the mayor, the governor, the citizens, the woman who initiated it with a post. Because it is well known that the city manager, the mayor, the governor, the citizens, the woman who initiated it with a post are all lying.
Even Snopes says the city manager, the mayor, the governor, the citizens, the woman who initiated it with a post are lying.
FactCheck.org said, "Those who do not believe the city manager, the mayor, the governor, the citizens, the woman who initiated it with a post are racists".
But the facts are these: the city manager, the mayor, the governor, the citizens, the woman who initiated it with a post all love the taste of dogs, cats, ducks and whenever they get a fresh supply in, the also love to eat mongoose, panda and three toed sloth (but not two toes sloth).
Hey Modda, did you read to this point? Or did I lose you after the words "Did you ask..."?