First Furry

Oh shit Is true...

lets team up and kill barney with an rpg and a 4x4 no more purple dinosaur

Is he furry, or fuzzy?

There are many stories about people transforming into animals. Barney is just the first televised furry

No…

What about the story of Odysseus’s crew getting turned into pigs? That story is a few thousand years old

That was magic. They did not put on pig costume. Furries don’t turn into animals. They dress up like like animals

I noticed your typo there are 2 likes instead of one

I rely on autocorrect too much

Oh ok

I am reconsidering my entire life at this.

Yes

What about anubis?

The god?

I mean he had an anthro like look if you call that furry. Or not actually.

In my opinion, gods can be whatever we make them to be, so you can call them furry. I’m more of the opinion that you have to dress up as a animal to be a furry

Good point

Its a f**king mascot, he doesn't act like a damn dog and piss in litterboxes

The proto-furry

The Egyptian god?

I REALISED HES NOT BUT YOU ARE

Stop.

I hate you

What about mickey mouse

Cartoon Mickey or …? Mascots are employed furries

Barney came out in 91 of course there are a lot more anthro characters before that but if your taking costume mickey would appear as a costume in 70s Disney world commercials and I wouldn't be surprised if there was stuff before that

erm actually, he is technically a scalie.

Hmmmm…interesting

oh no

Me?

mascots and furries are different, one is a job, one is a mental disorder

It's not a mental disorder

yes it is lmao you (a human) want to be something lesser (a dog or some shit)

not even wild animals are the stupid, but we've gotten so smart we can be stupid

you (a discriminatory person) think you're decent (you're not)

I (an anti-furry) don't care about what you (a furry supporter) thinks

you (someone who most actually good people hate) should have eggshells in every omelet you every eat for the rest of your life

I (don't like omelettes that much)

then I hope one thousand snakes (erupt from a fissure in the ground and steal your kneecaps and feed them to their king)

This is not a game (West of Loathing) and is impossible

Possible (how is that)

bro hired a scientist (biomedical engineer) to make special snake (genetically gifted) to hunt me (protected by Captain America)

I (will put kneecap-eating snakes in a fissure in the ground)

I will become a femboy (they wear extra thick thigh high socks that will protect me)

True (your statement is)

I (have bioengineered special snakes that can bite through walls with ease) /j

I hired America (Captain) to shield me from the snake (they are bioengineered)

It doesn't let me reply to the other comment

They are snakes (they can bite through your socks)

The joke is that femboys (they wear socks) socks are so thick that not even a snake (the ones biting me in this hypothetical) are not able to reach the skin

They both put on animal clothes

Based